Tinubu 2023: Fear grips Bode Thomas; may lose citizenship in 2023

PDP’s ageing chieftain Bode George is worried sick the way Nigerians are looking at former Lagos Gov Bola Tinubu angling for the 2023 presidency. The former boys scout has expressed fear of losing his Nigerian citizenship if the APC national leader eventually contests the 2023 presidency. And if he wins, the Boy Beorge might be … Read moreTinubu 2023: Fear grips Bode Thomas; may lose citizenship in 2023

Amidst insecurity senators motion NASS be moved to Dubai for uninterrupted lawmaking

As the spate of insecurity assumes a new dimension in Nigeria, members of the National Assembly with good understanding of real estate and safety have recommended the complex be moved from Abuja to a safer place. “A country whose government cannot guarantee security should shut down its National Assembly complex, and move to a safer … Read moreAmidst insecurity senators motion NASS be moved to Dubai for uninterrupted lawmaking

2023: Wike signs MOU with popular Twitter influencer to sell Rivers as battleground state to APC, INEC, others

Rivers Gov. Nyesom Wike is leaving no stone unturned in his effort to position the south-south state for the 2023 presidential election. Impeccable sources revealed the PDP governor has signed an MOU with a popular Twitter juggernaut that boasts of intercontinental track records in swaying opinions. “I want Nigerians to know anybody who becomes president … Read more2023: Wike signs MOU with popular Twitter influencer to sell Rivers as battleground state to APC, INEC, others

Finance minister sad as Obaseki got freshly minted N60bn and refuses to shut up

Following Edo Gov. Godwin Obaseki’s prattle about the freshly minted N60bn he was certain the federal government gave him, Finance Minister Zainab Ahmed has expressed her utter disappointment. “For me, it’s sad Obaseki could pipe out all that bull. How could he shit where he eats?” Ahmed said after a FEC meeting Wednesday. Obaseki on … Read moreFinance minister sad as Obaseki got freshly minted N60bn and refuses to shut up

PDP CONGRESS: Fayose exposes fraud, wonders why they declared Makinde’s candidate with more votes winner

Ekiti’s former Gov Ayo Fayose has backtracked after publicly declaring Gov. S. Makinde the PDP leader in the southwest following the Oyo governor’s candidate’s victory at the recent zonal vice chairmanship election held in Osogbo. Fayose insists there was no way Taofeek Arapaja who had more supporters and votes could have defeated his own candidate … Read morePDP CONGRESS: Fayose exposes fraud, wonders why they declared Makinde’s candidate with more votes winner

TINUBU: Since office of First Lady moved to UAE, Nigerians can’t reasonably assault Aisha again

In a glowing tribute to Aisha Buhari for her achievements as Nigeria’s first lady, Bola Tinubu has pointed out how attacks on her office has eternally ended. Nigerians have always said there is no constitutional reason for creating and funding the office of the wife of Nigeria’s president. The barbs mostly aggravate to attack so … Read moreTINUBU: Since office of First Lady moved to UAE, Nigerians can’t reasonably assault Aisha again

CCT blames global warming for bad spelling in Danladi-guard assault press statement, apologizes to Spelling Bees Nigeria

For his professional spelling mistakes in the press statement he issued last week on behalf of Umar Danladi,  the honorary justice of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, a Ministry of Info writer has an explanation. Ibraheem Al-Hassan indicated climate change was responsible for the howlers in the statement. Danladi, an appointee of President Muhammadu Buhari, … Read moreCCT blames global warming for bad spelling in Danladi-guard assault press statement, apologizes to Spelling Bees Nigeria

FFK apologizes after testing positive for AstraZeneca shot

PDP armchair stalwart Femi Fani Kayode has apologized to the billions of people he is mentoring for testing positive amid this covid-19 vaccination all over the world. Fani-Kayode, a freelance evangelist who was informed by the Holy Spirit covid-19 is a new-world order creation, and its Bill-Gates sponsored vaccine is evil, suddenly tested positive for … Read moreFFK apologizes after testing positive for AstraZeneca shot

Experts explain why roaring Kogi White Lion, that of Bourdillion suddenly make U-turn, kiss, hunt together

The prized fight between the Kogi White Lion and its counterpart the Lion of Bourdillion may not hold again in 2023 it was initially slated for. This turn of event will actually gut many already looking forward to the bloody tangle between the leonine rivals trying to claim territories. “I believe the large-boned Lion of … Read moreExperts explain why roaring Kogi White Lion, that of Bourdillion suddenly make U-turn, kiss, hunt together

2023: Fayemi accepts offer to take over from Buhari, wonders why it’s hard for Nigerians to figure out

Ekiti Gov. Kayode Fayemi has finally opened up on his ambition to run for the presidency in 2023. The governor made this known—in a manner most politicians do—during an interview with Channels TV. According to him, he’s a damn serious politician. “Only a knucklehead and ne’er-do-well politician will reject an offer of a Limo ride … Read more2023: Fayemi accepts offer to take over from Buhari, wonders why it’s hard for Nigerians to figure out

APC sets up high-power committee that’ll usher in change Nigerians want now in 2025

To assure Nigerians it’s a promise keeper, the APC has set up a committee of top-shots that will bring the change it promised in 2014 to reality in 2025. The high-power committee, according to the party mock Chairman and Yobe Gov.  Mai Buni, comprises little-known bureaucrats and bombed-out politicians like ex-Gov. Akinwumi Ambode, ex-Speaker Dimeji … Read moreAPC sets up high-power committee that’ll usher in change Nigerians want now in 2025

Awolowo writes new book foreworded by PDP reviewer Chidoka, published in Oodua Republic

The late Yoruba sage Obafemi Awolowo has written a new book about his life since 1987, and he bares all in the volume comprising no fewer than 790 pages. According to the book’s review, Awolowo effortlessly reveals a part of him unknown to many of his followers in Afenifere, dead and alive, including Adekunle Ajasin … Read moreAwolowo writes new book foreworded by PDP reviewer Chidoka, published in Oodua Republic

Ohaneze v Okupe: Sick sinus interacting with Covid-19 antigens tips off mental instability in some politicians—Africana Journal of Medicine

“Our study confirmed that for most patients, the relationship is neutral.”     The Ohaneze Youth Council might have inadvertently publicized a research study when the Igbo group described a PDP operative as mentally unstable and in need of medical attention. Doyin Okupe, a former presidential media adviser, had tweeted about a remote incident of … Read moreOhaneze v Okupe: Sick sinus interacting with Covid-19 antigens tips off mental instability in some politicians—Africana Journal of Medicine

Ganduje: I’ll soon expose, shame the real cowards offering me fake dollars in the 2018 video

Kano Gov Umar Ganduje has reminded Nigerians the curtain is not yet drawn on his dollar-bribe drama that hit the internet in 2018. The governor said he was made to feature in it by his enemies. “But I assure you all the cowards—contractors, bureau de change, others— offering me fake bribes behind the scene in … Read moreGanduje: I’ll soon expose, shame the real cowards offering me fake dollars in the 2018 video

Wike threatens to resign in April 2023 if Nigerians elect Jonathan as president again

“It’s anti-party if GEJ or whatchamacallit  gets the ticket for the 2023 presidency”    Rivers Gov Nyesom Wike has warned all Nigerians to get ready for his wrath: I will quit the Rivers governor house in 2023 if Goodluck Jonathan contests and wins the presidential election. “I am an Ijaw politician, the most PDP of … Read moreWike threatens to resign in April 2023 if Nigerians elect Jonathan as president again

FFK overwhelmed as ex-cook, nanny testify to electric anointing in PDP evangelist’s right hand of fellowship

“You can’t help it especially if he reaches out from behind you, and his magnetic unction hits you in the hip as you lay his bed….”   Femi Fani-Kayode had been demonstrating God’s grace and many didn’t know it until his former domestic sfaffers came out to share how the PDP evangelist touched their souls … Read moreFFK overwhelmed as ex-cook, nanny testify to electric anointing in PDP evangelist’s right hand of fellowship

War veterans IBB, Abdulsalam re-enlist in Nigeria military at Fayose’s insistence

After what he tweeted as fruitful discussions, former Gov Ayo Fayose has got assurance retired Generals  and ex-heads of state Ibarahim B. Babangida and Abubakar Abdusalam are rejoining the Nigerian military. Fayose wanted to pray on the mountain as usual, but kidnaping and other dangers lurking around Ondo and Ekiti forests wouldn’t allow him. So … Read moreWar veterans IBB, Abdulsalam re-enlist in Nigeria military at Fayose’s insistence

FFK betrays Jesus, says OPC leader Adams, warns Igboho to beware of gap-toothed evangelists

OPC’s leader Iba Gani Adams has warned the reigning Yoruba savior Sunday Adeyemo to give Femi Fani-Kayode a wide berth because the freelance evangelist is a rat. FFK known to be born again to his teeth, and redeemed by the blood of the Lamb, has been courting Adeyemo aka Igboho who is a world away … Read moreFFK betrays Jesus, says OPC leader Adams, warns Igboho to beware of gap-toothed evangelists

Northern govs celebrate VP at 64, urge him to concentrate on Tradermoni beneficiaries, baby lawyers looking for intellectual giant

The Northern Governors Forum have  added an edge to their message as they joined President Muhammadu Buhari, APC leader Bola Tinubu, and two other people to celebrate V.P Yemi Osinbajo on his birthday. Simon Lalong, chairman of the forum, described Osinbajo as a loyal sidekick who not only understands his place —behind the scene—in Buhari’s … Read moreNorthern govs celebrate VP at 64, urge him to concentrate on Tradermoni beneficiaries, baby lawyers looking for intellectual giant

Since ex-wife Chikwendu knows the way to his heart, FFK says his life in danger of love potion

As Chikwendu Fani-Kayode told a court in Abuja on Friday all the agonies of love she enjoyed while she warmed the pillow for Nigeria’s foremost freelance evangelist and politician, the respondent, the he-man himself, has corroborated her story. In a statement on Saturday, Femi Fani-Kayode described their good old days of coupling as memorable: horsing … Read moreSince ex-wife Chikwendu knows the way to his heart, FFK says his life in danger of love potion

Matawalle: Except they repent, bandits won’t be able to operate in Zamfara again

Zamfara government has announced the signing into law an order allowing only repentant bandits to operate freely in the state. The law is coming on the heels of success gilding the effort of repentant bandits operating in the state. “If not for the activity of these repentant bandits in securing the release of the hundreds … Read moreMatawalle: Except they repent, bandits won’t be able to operate in Zamfara again

Matawalle disappointed Biden, others not shocked when he revealed night guard orchestrated schoolgirls kidnap in Zamfara

Zamfara Gov. Bello Matawalle has expressed disappointment in the way world leaders deadpanned when he revealed the men of power behind banditry in the state. On receiving the 270-something girls some unrepentant bandits kidnapped last Friday—thanks to the effort of the law-abiding bandits—the supreme-court governor promised to shock the planet by revealing those behind the … Read moreMatawalle disappointed Biden, others not shocked when he revealed night guard orchestrated schoolgirls kidnap in Zamfara

PDP: Buhari barring flies in Zamfara is ruse by APC to intimidate, sweep ruling PDP out

The PDP national headquarters has reacted to President Muhammadu Buhari’s no-fly-zone order placed on Zamfara in the efforts to contain widespread kidnapping and banditry in the state. The federal government made the decision following the revelation by Gov Bello Matawalle that the forest-dwelling kidnappers of Jangebe schoolgirls have flies on the wall right in Gusau. … Read morePDP: Buhari barring flies in Zamfara is ruse by APC to intimidate, sweep ruling PDP out

Buhari warns only bandits carrying human shields will be spared military attacks in 2023

As bandits run wild and free, kidnapping schoolchildren and travelers in the northwest, President Muhammadu Buhari has explained what is holding him back. In a press statement his media adviser Garba Sheu issued on the weekend, the president warned the bandits not to feel smug in any way. “No criminal group can be too strong … Read moreBuhari warns only bandits carrying human shields will be spared military attacks in 2023

Gumi confirms his law-abiding bandits not responsible for Jangebe schoolgirls kidnap  

Islamic scholar Sheikh Gumi has confirmed the group of kidnappers who carted away 300 school girls in Zamfara on Friday are non-bandits because the  group he knows  are law-abiding. According to him, the legitimate bandits have told him the bastards that kidnapped the young girls are not part of them. “I learnt that group of … Read moreGumi confirms his law-abiding bandits not responsible for Jangebe schoolgirls kidnap  

NDLEA invites Gov. Ikpeazu for blood sugar-level test, suspects enhanced performance in Abia

Abia Gov. Okezie Ikepazu and APC Kogi West Sen. S. Adeyemi have been at war over who has been performing like a drunk between the two politicians. The question will soon be settled as NDLEA wades uninvited into the dispute which originated on the Senate floor early in the week. What further heightened the NDLEA … Read moreNDLEA invites Gov. Ikpeazu for blood sugar-level test, suspects enhanced performance in Abia

2023: Saraki leads PDP committee to consult evil spirit on far-away hill 50,000 feet high; APC says it’s height of desperation

As parties prepare for the 2023 general elections, the main opposition PDP is doubling down on spiritual efforts to ensure it comes back to power after eight years on the fringe. So its chairman of reconciliation committee and former Senate President Bukola Saraki took some members to a necromancer living up a mountain in Minna, … Read more2023: Saraki leads PDP committee to consult evil spirit on far-away hill 50,000 feet high; APC says it’s height of desperation

Hungry lion makes angry noise that sounds like roaring—Study

Behavioral scientists from the American University of Nigeria have published a 10-year study which reveals the psychology of the lion, an animal many believe is the strongest in the wild. The leader of the team of five in a paper published on conclusion of the study revealed that lions are not always strong. “They are … Read moreHungry lion makes angry noise that sounds like roaring—Study

Fear grips Aregbesola as killers who worked for Oyetola victory in 2018 trace minister to party for payback

Interior Minister Rauf Aregbesola is all jitters now as the ongoing APC membership invalidation turns out to be a harbinger of fatal payback playing hell with his mind. “Oh, how democracy sucks.  It allows killers, hoodlums, terminators, and all sorts to join parties,” the minister lamented roughly on Saturday, insisting such membership must not be … Read moreFear grips Aregbesola as killers who worked for Oyetola victory in 2018 trace minister to party for payback

Governor assures law-abiding bandits of constitutional protection, benefits as long as they pay tax, obey traffic laws, others

Zamfara’s Gov. Bello Matawalle has warned Nigerians to react with caution when they hear bandits rocking the news. According to him, law-abiding bandits, mostly operating in the forest of Zamfara, don’t deserve such negative publicity and reaction. “Nigerians should understand not all bandits are criminals, and I have assured the law-abiding ones among the bandits … Read moreGovernor assures law-abiding bandits of constitutional protection, benefits as long as they pay tax, obey traffic laws, others