Good name better than gold but PDP ex gov thief Ohakim steals work minister’s name to bag one-night stand, millions of naira, and jail term

Ikedi Ohakim, a PDP ex-governor hasn’t changed a bit from his old grabby character since 2011 when he governed Imo, and looted millions—up till 2019 when he again stole the lasr quickie from his squeeze Lady Chinyere , and nabbed Work Minister Babatunde Fashola’s name to claim a parcel of land around Ikeja, Lagos—just to … Read moreGood name better than gold but PDP ex gov thief Ohakim steals work minister’s name to bag one-night stand, millions of naira, and jail term

Young stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

  So Christian Femi Olukayode, known mostly as FFK and 60-year-old baby and serial polygamist and eternal bigamist and bully and washed-up PDP chieftain, has just earned himself a new name after revealing how a red-blooded buck from the Nigerian Navy boned, wham-bang, our nymph and Mrs Precious FFK in a hotel room in Abuja … Read moreYoung stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

This wimp wants to be a hero, but has to first become a widowmaker, and he’s just crossed 30 points

Borno Gov Babagana Zulum is getting all the eyeballs he wants now as he runs the gauntlet around the Boko haram-infested northeast using the federal soldiers as his expendables. The retards in the Progressive Governors Forum (PGF) are praising him for his efforts to end terrorism in Borno. We now know Zulum goofing about Baga … Read moreThis wimp wants to be a hero, but has to first become a widowmaker, and he’s just crossed 30 points

Godzilla Obaseki made a hole in Edo’s treasury to win election, confirmed Wike who’s been spending Rivers money to win election

The PDP governors don’t really feel like they are a bunch of disappointment Nigerians think they are. The sonofabitches now tell voters—not that the voters never knew—that their governors spend states’ FAAC, IGR, taxes, 13 percent derivative fund, Eco Funds, AfDB loans, the World Bank’s and other grants, and even Covid-19 doleouts to buy not … Read moreGodzilla Obaseki made a hole in Edo’s treasury to win election, confirmed Wike who’s been spending Rivers money to win election

Malami asks Justice Salami kangaroo panel to f**k off, and Buhari is just yawning

When they all started out—all those sleazebags and their fuddy-duddy head probing Ibrahim Magu because AGF Abubakar Malami had a dream Magu stole money and funneled it through a churchmaster Emmanuel Omale—many Nigerians thought they were up to some anti-corruption thing that makes sense, because, at least, all of the panelists no longer wear Pampers … Read moreMalami asks Justice Salami kangaroo panel to f**k off, and Buhari is just yawning

“I am gutted. Blah… blah,” that’s how the 120-pound Godzilla Obaseki sings the loser riff when the show just begins

    Edo voters have a problem to contend with while their election lasts: their governor is baying—or let’s say mooing—because he didn’t find INEC card reader configured the way he wanted—that the inbuilt AI couldn’t recognize and welcome the black hulk standing behind his wife among other voters waiting to vote at ward 4, … Read more“I am gutted. Blah… blah,” that’s how the 120-pound Godzilla Obaseki sings the loser riff when the show just begins

FFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

Weeks ago when he went bonkers with a Daily Trust journo at a press conference he organised for himself though he was guesting in with Gov Ben Ayade in Calabar, Christian Femi Jesu Kayode, previously known as Femi Fani-Kayode, made N2bn. He simply sued the Daily Trust for publishing the kind of take-down FFK himself … Read moreFFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Oyo Gov Seyi Makinde is about 52 years old. But that doesn’t matter. He’s a big baby, by many standards: as a baby governor; an upstart in politics; and a Johnny-on-the spot in his party PDP. So when you see the one-year-old governor running around Nigeria on PDP’s national assignment while other governors and chairman … Read more2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Mimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

When you are a PDP ex-governor, and you go by a tropical woodsy name, and you spent eight years sitting on your bums as LP governor of Ondo, and in the dying minutes of your second term you hopped into a dying party called PDP where you then started a losing streak, first as a … Read moreMimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

Wike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP

  Rivers Governor Nyesom Wike likes to challenge his own limits. Which is good for a pol of his stature—big, bad, boastful, and brash. It doesn’t matter if 99 percent of what he says or does is all dogshit—like him promising to support—whatever that means—his dull-looking Bauchi counterpart Bala Mohammed in developing the northeastern state, … Read moreWike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP