FFK apologizes after testing positive for AstraZeneca shot

PDP armchair stalwart Femi Fani Kayode has apologized to the billions of people he is mentoring for testing positive amid this covid-19 vaccination all over the world. Fani-Kayode, a freelance evangelist who was informed by the Holy Spirit covid-19 is a new-world order creation, and its Bill-Gates sponsored vaccine is evil, suddenly tested positive for … Read moreFFK apologizes after testing positive for AstraZeneca shot

FFK overwhelmed as ex-cook, nanny testify to electric anointing in PDP evangelist’s right hand of fellowship

“You can’t help it especially if he reaches out from behind you, and his magnetic unction hits you in the hip as you lay his bed….”   Femi Fani-Kayode had been demonstrating God’s grace and many didn’t know it until his former domestic sfaffers came out to share how the PDP evangelist touched their souls … Read moreFFK overwhelmed as ex-cook, nanny testify to electric anointing in PDP evangelist’s right hand of fellowship

FFK betrays Jesus, says OPC leader Adams, warns Igboho to beware of gap-toothed evangelists

OPC’s leader Iba Gani Adams has warned the reigning Yoruba savior Sunday Adeyemo to give Femi Fani-Kayode a wide berth because the freelance evangelist is a rat. FFK known to be born again to his teeth, and redeemed by the blood of the Lamb, has been courting Adeyemo aka Igboho who is a world away … Read moreFFK betrays Jesus, says OPC leader Adams, warns Igboho to beware of gap-toothed evangelists

Since ex-wife Chikwendu knows the way to his heart, FFK says his life in danger of love potion

As Chikwendu Fani-Kayode told a court in Abuja on Friday all the agonies of love she enjoyed while she warmed the pillow for Nigeria’s foremost freelance evangelist and politician, the respondent, the he-man himself, has corroborated her story. In a statement on Saturday, Femi Fani-Kayode described their good old days of coupling as memorable: horsing … Read moreSince ex-wife Chikwendu knows the way to his heart, FFK says his life in danger of love potion

DEFECTION: APC rejects Fani-Kayode application, says male defector must be in stable relationship

After cursing President Muhammadu Buhari, the Fulani tribe, Muslims, and V.P Yemi Osinbajo for six years, PDP’s bottom-of-the-pants stalwart and evangelist Femi Fani-Kayode decided to cross over in a manner that made him look stupid by half. And he failed. And failed. And failed. According to Salihu Lukman, Fani-Kayode went round to play PDP’s dirty … Read moreDEFECTION: APC rejects Fani-Kayode application, says male defector must be in stable relationship

Angry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

Following the APC press statement dissing the currently unstable president of the US for acting like Nigeria’s ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, the White House has responded with a screengrab of President Donald Trump’s response. “It’s a shame the US is not different from the PDP whose last president’s right-hand man Godsday Orubebe disrupted the 2015 presidential … Read moreAngry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

Weepy FFK, CAN insist Trump is King of Cyrus, will be sworn in same day as Biden

The Christian Association of Nigeria and white-supremacist brown-skin Jesufemi Fani-Kayode (aka J-FFK) are gearing up for the Nigerian version of MAGA coup America witnessed Wednesday. CAN and FFK have remained especially inconsolable since Congress certified US President-elect Joe Biden’s win in spite of the coup by Republican President Donald Trump and his delusional MAGA. Many … Read moreWeepy FFK, CAN insist Trump is King of Cyrus, will be sworn in same day as Biden

Young stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

  So Christian Femi Olukayode, known mostly as FFK and 60-year-old baby and serial polygamist and eternal bigamist and bully and washed-up PDP chieftain, has just earned himself a new name after revealing how a red-blooded buck from the Nigerian Navy boned, wham-bang, our nymph and Mrs Precious FFK in a hotel room in Abuja … Read moreYoung stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

FFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

Weeks ago when he went bonkers with a Daily Trust journo at a press conference he organised for himself though he was guesting in with Gov Ben Ayade in Calabar, Christian Femi Jesu Kayode, previously known as Femi Fani-Kayode, made N2bn. He simply sued the Daily Trust for publishing the kind of take-down FFK himself … Read moreFFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

PDP has no money to share; so FFK works his 250kg body and gatemouth to make a song and dance

When you have more than a “small mind”, this is how you look: You are well upholstered; you have an ex-beauty queen for a wife; you live all your life on Facebook, attacking President Muhammadu Buhari, warts and all (you could get loony about his wife Aisha, though); you could hate the APC, and its … Read morePDP has no money to share; so FFK works his 250kg body and gatemouth to make a song and dance