Wike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP

  Rivers Governor Nyesom Wike likes to challenge his own limits. Which is good for a pol of his stature—big, bad, boastful, and brash. It doesn’t matter if 99 percent of what he says or does is all dogshit—like him promising to support—whatever that means—his dull-looking Bauchi counterpart Bala Mohammed in developing the northeastern state, … Read moreWike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP

PDP has no money to share; so FFK works his 250kg body and gatemouth to make a song and dance

When you have more than a “small mind”, this is how you look: You are well upholstered; you have an ex-beauty queen for a wife; you live all your life on Facebook, attacking President Muhammadu Buhari, warts and all (you could get loony about his wife Aisha, though); you could hate the APC, and its … Read morePDP has no money to share; so FFK works his 250kg body and gatemouth to make a song and dance