Presidency lambasts Nigerian journalists for media blackout during first daughter’s break-up with wanted ex

Nigerian media has failed in its responsibility as a watchdog for under-reporting issues as serious first daughter’s disastrous marriage, the presidency has said. Following media reports about President Muhammadu Buhari’s ex-son-in-law Gima Yau Kumo, a bloody thief who looted $65m from the Federal Mortgage Bank in 2014, the presidency has made some clarification. “It’s a … Read morePresidency lambasts Nigerian journalists for media blackout during first daughter’s break-up with wanted ex

2023: Wike signs MOU with popular Twitter influencer to sell Rivers as battleground state to APC, INEC, others

Rivers Gov. Nyesom Wike is leaving no stone unturned in his effort to position the south-south state for the 2023 presidential election. Impeccable sources revealed the PDP governor has signed an MOU with a popular Twitter juggernaut that boasts of intercontinental track records in swaying opinions. “I want Nigerians to know anybody who becomes president … Read more2023: Wike signs MOU with popular Twitter influencer to sell Rivers as battleground state to APC, INEC, others

TINUBU: Since office of First Lady moved to UAE, Nigerians can’t reasonably assault Aisha again

In a glowing tribute to Aisha Buhari for her achievements as Nigeria’s first lady, Bola Tinubu has pointed out how attacks on her office has eternally ended. Nigerians have always said there is no constitutional reason for creating and funding the office of the wife of Nigeria’s president. The barbs mostly aggravate to attack so … Read moreTINUBU: Since office of First Lady moved to UAE, Nigerians can’t reasonably assault Aisha again

Bold Oodua Twitter Republic launches ultra-modern military with sophisticated barearms inside village

To leave nobody in doubt of what they are up to, the federal government of Oodua Republic on Twitter unveiled its modern army March 30. The gallant army, ten-man strong, was unveiled in a village somewhere in the southwest with the most unheard of military might on parade. “Forget we are just 10. Oodua and … Read moreBold Oodua Twitter Republic launches ultra-modern military with sophisticated barearms inside village

2023: Fayemi accepts offer to take over from Buhari, wonders why it’s hard for Nigerians to figure out

Ekiti Gov. Kayode Fayemi has finally opened up on his ambition to run for the presidency in 2023. The governor made this known—in a manner most politicians do—during an interview with Channels TV. According to him, he’s a damn serious politician. “Only a knucklehead and ne’er-do-well politician will reject an offer of a Limo ride … Read more2023: Fayemi accepts offer to take over from Buhari, wonders why it’s hard for Nigerians to figure out

Kalu accuses Supreme Court of upturning his jail sentence to truncate his destiny

Nigeria’s Senate  Chief Whip Uzor Kalu has been stewing since his release from the Kuje Prison following a Supreme Court ruling. The apex court set aside the appeal court judgement that first convicted the Abia former governor of embezzling billions, and then sent him up for 10 years at Kuje –a term he was all … Read moreKalu accuses Supreme Court of upturning his jail sentence to truncate his destiny

APC sets up high-power committee that’ll usher in change Nigerians want now in 2025

To assure Nigerians it’s a promise keeper, the APC has set up a committee of top-shots that will bring the change it promised in 2014 to reality in 2025. The high-power committee, according to the party mock Chairman and Yobe Gov.  Mai Buni, comprises little-known bureaucrats and bombed-out politicians like ex-Gov. Akinwumi Ambode, ex-Speaker Dimeji … Read moreAPC sets up high-power committee that’ll usher in change Nigerians want now in 2025

INSECURITY: Senior police officer vows to retire into Louis Odion House, in his uniform for 1,440 days until he gets diplomatic job

As daily abductions and killing spread across the four geo-political zones of Nigeria, a very senior police officer has deemed it security-wise to reaffirm his loyalty to President Muhammadu Buhari. The very senior officer has been taking flak for the nation’s insecurity, and many have called on Buhari to remove him since the supercop remains … Read moreINSECURITY: Senior police officer vows to retire into Louis Odion House, in his uniform for 1,440 days until he gets diplomatic job

Northern govs celebrate VP at 64, urge him to concentrate on Tradermoni beneficiaries, baby lawyers looking for intellectual giant

The Northern Governors Forum have  added an edge to their message as they joined President Muhammadu Buhari, APC leader Bola Tinubu, and two other people to celebrate V.P Yemi Osinbajo on his birthday. Simon Lalong, chairman of the forum, described Osinbajo as a loyal sidekick who not only understands his place —behind the scene—in Buhari’s … Read moreNorthern govs celebrate VP at 64, urge him to concentrate on Tradermoni beneficiaries, baby lawyers looking for intellectual giant

PDP: Buhari barring flies in Zamfara is ruse by APC to intimidate, sweep ruling PDP out

The PDP national headquarters has reacted to President Muhammadu Buhari’s no-fly-zone order placed on Zamfara in the efforts to contain widespread kidnapping and banditry in the state. The federal government made the decision following the revelation by Gov Bello Matawalle that the forest-dwelling kidnappers of Jangebe schoolgirls have flies on the wall right in Gusau. … Read morePDP: Buhari barring flies in Zamfara is ruse by APC to intimidate, sweep ruling PDP out

Buhari warns only bandits carrying human shields will be spared military attacks in 2023

As bandits run wild and free, kidnapping schoolchildren and travelers in the northwest, President Muhammadu Buhari has explained what is holding him back. In a press statement his media adviser Garba Sheu issued on the weekend, the president warned the bandits not to feel smug in any way. “No criminal group can be too strong … Read moreBuhari warns only bandits carrying human shields will be spared military attacks in 2023

Secondus embarks on one-man march from Wadata Plaza to Adamawa in protest against his removal

Embattled PDP’s Chairman Uche Secondus has announced the date he will embark on a one-man protest against the party’s National Working Committee planning to remove him from office. Going by the NWC Tuesday meeting where a long list of Secondus’ sins was reeled out, the party is set to rat on their chairman who led … Read moreSecondus embarks on one-man march from Wadata Plaza to Adamawa in protest against his removal

BREAKING: DSS nabs Marclar, Cathar, 90 other aliens brought in unmarked aircraft to protest in Lagos

Few hours to its kick-off, the Occupy Lekki Toll Gate protest might be up to a rocky start, and its objectives will be hanging in the balance. Info Minister Lai Mohammed hinted Thursday the federal government won’t watch the ENDSARS activists disrupt Lagos again, having informed all security agencies, including Amotekun, to be on the … Read moreBREAKING: DSS nabs Marclar, Cathar, 90 other aliens brought in unmarked aircraft to protest in Lagos

Buhari orders maximum perimeter security for protesters as they #Occupy Lekki Toll Gate on Twitter

The federal government is set to shock the world as ENDSARS activists mobilize for another protest following the re-opening of the Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos. The toll facility was described by the Amnesty International as the killing field where no fewer than 78, or and 32, or and 20, or and seven, or and two … Read moreBuhari orders maximum perimeter security for protesters as they #Occupy Lekki Toll Gate on Twitter

Fani-Kayode joins Osinbajo in APC to propagate gospel

Evangelist Jesufemi Fani-Kayode has grasped the nettle, and headed to the APC to join in furthering the great commission of the Prince of Peace amidst spiraling insecurity in the country. The PDP loafer was received by Govs Yahaya Bello and Mai Buni on Tuesday. Some of his detractors wonder why the ruling APC will welcome … Read moreFani-Kayode joins Osinbajo in APC to propagate gospel

Presidency raises the alarm over Nigerian newspapers going to press, carrying on like media

President Muhammadu Buhari’s media aide has alerted the global community on how Nigeria’s free press operates—like those in the US and the UK. “Look at them—the 11 of them still publishing! Their journalists are filing their stories, and production managers going to print shop,” said Femi Adesina, presidential senior media aide (II). “No….This is unfair … Read morePresidency raises the alarm over Nigerian newspapers going to press, carrying on like media

AG: Nigerian elite violate same-sex law for harassing President Buhari

For six years, President Muhammadu Buhari said he has endured all kinds of men of caliber hitting on him for practically no reason other than the fact that he’s just a man. He’s hurting now. Especially as the supposed elite Nigerians criticizing him blink over all the snazzy things he and his APC administration claim … Read moreAG: Nigerian elite violate same-sex law for harassing President Buhari

LAMIDO: Buhari unfriends Tinubu, unfollows Fashola, blocks Osinbajo, as third-term agenda thickens

Riffing on the old political cliché “No permanent friend or enemy but permanent interests”,  PDP chieftain Sule Lamido has told Nigerians, for free, what President Muhammadu Buhari has up his sleeves as 2023 presidential election approaches. The former Jigawa governor said the election consultancy APC leader Bola Tinubu undertook for Buhari has expired, and the … Read moreLAMIDO: Buhari unfriends Tinubu, unfollows Fashola, blocks Osinbajo, as third-term agenda thickens

Fear as PDP, Orubebe, Jega begin move to upturn Buhari’s 2015 win

Former INEC’s chairman Attahiru Jega may have set in motion an unprecedented presidential de-election with his recent take on President Muhammadu Buhari. The professor of political science actually hit Buhari right on the nose. “Frankly, this government has been very disappointing,” said Jega in an interview last weekend. His take surprised many, and heightened the … Read moreFear as PDP, Orubebe, Jega begin move to upturn Buhari’s 2015 win

2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

Borno Gov Z Babagana has put his snout into the broth of the 2023 presidency, and his advice to the Igbo and the Niger Delta is worth $ 21 billion. According to him, all the fossilizing oldies—especially those whining the north won’t hand some Igbo businessman the presidency in 2024—are either daft or dimwitted because … Read more2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

FIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

Following the rabblerousing sermon Sokoto Bishop Matty Hassan Kukah gave on Christmas Day, some Islamic organizations have urged President Muhammadu Buhari to order the Federal Inland Revenue Service to start taxing the bishop. The call came after an Islamic body revealed Kukah is an entrepreneur whose merchandise—free pyrotechnic speeches—remains a grant-grosser in the international Christian … Read moreFIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

Angry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

Following the APC press statement dissing the currently unstable president of the US for acting like Nigeria’s ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, the White House has responded with a screengrab of President Donald Trump’s response. “It’s a shame the US is not different from the PDP whose last president’s right-hand man Godsday Orubebe disrupted the 2015 presidential … Read moreAngry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

US Capitol Breach: John Campbell says America now represents itself well to Buhari

Shortly after one of Nigeria’s many presidents-at-Large and US Amb John Campbell tweeted the arrest and detention of Nigerian activist Omoyele Sowore will not represent Nigeria well to President-elect Joe Biden, the US then showed Nigeria real representation. Wednesday afternoon, the US Capitol was broken into by all the Sowores in America; Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s … Read moreUS Capitol Breach: John Campbell says America now represents itself well to Buhari

Atiku moves $100m-investment out of Intels, CIA reacts

Since former ex-V.P Atiku Abubakar announced the slushing around of his multi-million-dollar securities holding in a maritime behemoth in Nigeria, there have been series of actions and reactions from many angles. One just came from the Central Intels Agency—CIA. Following the move and Atiku’s bellyache about APC’s President Muhammadu Buhari eyeing the company, Intels came … Read moreAtiku moves $100m-investment out of Intels, CIA reacts

PMB rebuffs visits by Adeboye, others for watching Covid scares off herdsmen bringing gifts for Mary and the Infant

President Muhammadu Buhari has warned Christian leaders celebrating Christmas to forget visiting Aso Rock as usual tomorrow. Not that Buhari  went apeshit while making the announcement. He was no doubt upset. While he merely pointed at social distancing and covid-19 safety protocols as his reason, Buhari, the navel-gazers inside Aso Rock said, feels really gutted. … Read morePMB rebuffs visits by Adeboye, others for watching Covid scares off herdsmen bringing gifts for Mary and the Infant

Lai Mohammed regrets 78-yr-old Buhari is using talisman

Info Minister Lai Mohammed has baldly declared he regrets working and sweating it out in President Muhammadu Buhari’s cabinet—because it’s somewhat ironical. “How is it possible when crude has gone begging, covid-19 is ravaging men and resources, and bandits and Boko Haram are snatching kids all over the north—how can a president deliver the goods?” … Read moreLai Mohammed regrets 78-yr-old Buhari is using talisman

#ENDSARS forces Lagos lawyer Falana back to politics, joins party reputed for failed promises

After his first failed headlong dive into party politics in 2007, Lagos rights lawyer Femi Falana gave partisan politics a wide berth—until October 20. Proof: Falana’s recent actions resemble those of Nigeria’s foremost politician—President Muhammadu Buhari of the ruling Action Group aka APC—reputed for flunking promises, and explaining why he has to. An APC insider … Read more#ENDSARS forces Lagos lawyer Falana back to politics, joins party reputed for failed promises

Kankara: Buhari fires back  at critics, says he’s convinced kidnappers to swap schoolboys for cows

It’s a trying time really for Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari who is faced with a dilemma following his first visit to Daura this year. Hundreds of schoolboys were herded out of their school premises at Kankara, close to the president’s cattle ranch at Daura, Katsina, Friday night. But Buhari, his media aide said, had already … Read moreKankara: Buhari fires back  at critics, says he’s convinced kidnappers to swap schoolboys for cows

Holy Scandal: PDP senator who loves to collect dildos, pumps, other sex zingers caught in fresh, animated romance

Elisha Abbo may trigger some crude memory in Nigerians: a PDP senator strafing a well stacked saleslady in a well-stocked sex-tools boutique in Abuja where he went for massagers, stimulators, and other widgets to jazz up his drooping meatpole. Now that the 40-something-year old can get it up, he added something else lately to engrave … Read moreHoly Scandal: PDP senator who loves to collect dildos, pumps, other sex zingers caught in fresh, animated romance

Sen Ndume says he’s ready to go to Kuje prison to prove widespread rights abuse in prison system

One sonofabitch (oh.. alleged sonofabitch) jumped bail and got his surety and Sen Ali Ndume holding the baby. The Borno senator is however unfazed as he boldly embraced Abuja High Court Justice Okon Abang’s order that he be caged in Kuje prison for the idiot Maina he stands in for. “It’s part of why Borno … Read moreSen Ndume says he’s ready to go to Kuje prison to prove widespread rights abuse in prison system