2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

Borno Gov Z Babagana has put his snout into the broth of the 2023 presidency, and his advice to the Igbo and the Niger Delta is worth $ 21 billion. According to him, all the fossilizing oldies—especially those whining the north won’t hand some Igbo businessman the presidency in 2024—are either daft or dimwitted because … Read more2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

FIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

Following the rabblerousing sermon Sokoto Bishop Matty Hassan Kukah gave on Christmas Day, some Islamic organizations have urged President Muhammadu Buhari to order the Federal Inland Revenue Service to start taxing the bishop. The call came after an Islamic body revealed Kukah is an entrepreneur whose merchandise—free pyrotechnic speeches—remains a grant-grosser in the international Christian … Read moreFIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

Angry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

Following the APC press statement dissing the currently unstable president of the US for acting like Nigeria’s ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, the White House has responded with a screengrab of President Donald Trump’s response. “It’s a shame the US is not different from the PDP whose last president’s right-hand man Godsday Orubebe disrupted the 2015 presidential … Read moreAngry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

US Capitol Breach: John Campbell says America now represents itself well to Buhari

Shortly after one of Nigeria’s many Presidents-at-Large US Amb John Campbell tweeted the arrest and detention of Nigerian activist Omoyele Sowore will not represent Nigeria well to President-elect Joe Biden, the US then showed Nigeria real representation. Wednesday afternoon, the US Capitol was broken into by all the Sowores in America; Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office … Read moreUS Capitol Breach: John Campbell says America now represents itself well to Buhari

Atiku moves $100m-investment out of Intels, CIA reacts

Since former ex-V.P Atiku Abubakar announced the slushing around of his multi-million-dollar securities holding in a maritime behemoth in Nigeria, there have been series of actions and reactions from many angles. One just came from the Central Intels Agency—CIA. Following the move and Atiku’s bellyache about APC’s President Muhammadu Buhari eyeing the company, Intels came … Read moreAtiku moves $100m-investment out of Intels, CIA reacts

PMB rebuffs visits by Adeboye, others for watching Covid scares off herdsmen bringing gifts for Mary and the Infant

President Muhammadu Buhari has warned Christian leaders celebrating Christmas to forget visiting Aso Rock as usual tomorrow. Not that Buhari  went apeshit while making the announcement. He was no doubt upset. While he merely pointed at social distancing and covid-19 safety protocols as his reason, Buhari, the navel-gazers inside Aso Rock said, feels really gutted. … Read morePMB rebuffs visits by Adeboye, others for watching Covid scares off herdsmen bringing gifts for Mary and the Infant

Lai Mohammed regrets 78-yr-old Buhari is using talisman

Info Minister Lai Mohammed has baldly declared he regrets working and sweating it out in President Muhammadu Buhari’s cabinet—because it’s somewhat ironical. “How is it possible when crude has gone begging, covid-19 is ravaging men and resources, and bandits and Boko Haram are snatching kids all over the north—how can a president deliver the goods?” … Read moreLai Mohammed regrets 78-yr-old Buhari is using talisman

#ENDSARS forces Lagos lawyer Falana back to politics, joins party reputed for failed promises

After his first failed headlong dive into party politics in 2007, Lagos rights lawyer Femi Falana gave partisan politics a wide berth—until October 20. Proof: Falana’s recent actions resemble those of Nigeria’s foremost politician—President Muhammadu Buhari of the ruling Action Group aka APC—reputed for flunking promises, and explaining why he has to. An APC insider … Read more#ENDSARS forces Lagos lawyer Falana back to politics, joins party reputed for failed promises

Kankara: Buhari fires back  at critics, says he’s convinced kidnappers to swap schoolboys for cows

It’s a trying time really for Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari who is faced with a dilemma following his first visit to Daura this year. Hundreds of schoolboys were herded out of their school premises at Kankara, close to the president’s cattle ranch at Daura, Katsina, Friday night. But Buhari, his media aide said, had already … Read moreKankara: Buhari fires back  at critics, says he’s convinced kidnappers to swap schoolboys for cows

Holy Scandal: PDP senator who loves to collect dildos, pumps, other sex zingers caught in fresh, animated romance

Elisha Abbo may trigger some crude memory in Nigerians: a PDP senator strafing a well stacked saleslady in a well-stocked sex-tools boutique in Abuja where he went for massagers, stimulators, and other widgets to jazz up his drooping meatpole. Now that the 40-something-year old can get it up, he added something else lately to engrave … Read moreHoly Scandal: PDP senator who loves to collect dildos, pumps, other sex zingers caught in fresh, animated romance