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Pastor Adeboye backs ENDSARS protest because SARS shot angels who prevented them from searching Redemption Ground last year

The rogue Special Anti-Robbery Squad of Nigeria wasn’t only shooting kids wearing dreadlocks, fingering iPhones inside their fast cars; the gun-nuts were shooting down super-human beings too. Like they did to Angels Gabriel and Michael at the gate of the RCCG Camp, guarding the church’s General Overseer E.A. Adeboye, his wife, and son, who doubles as … Read morePastor Adeboye backs ENDSARS protest because SARS shot angels who prevented them from searching Redemption Ground last year

Ondo: Deputy Gov. Agboola leads Jegede, Akeredolu in guber election by bottoming out in all 18 LGAs, awaits INEC foolscap

The Independent National Electoral Commission has declared that  Ondo Deputy Governor Ajayi Agboola won the October guber election in a manner most winners have never seen:  from behind. And this is no surprise to many Nigerians watching how the loser started his losing streak in the lead-up to the election. The deputy governor lost in the … Read moreOndo: Deputy Gov. Agboola leads Jegede, Akeredolu in guber election by bottoming out in all 18 LGAs, awaits INEC foolscap

This wimp wants to be a hero, but has to first become a widowmaker, and he’s just crossed 30 points

Borno Gov Babagana Zulum is getting all the eyeballs he wants now as he runs the gauntlet around the Boko haram-infested northeast using the federal soldiers as his expendables. The retards in the Progressive Governors Forum (PGF) are praising him for his efforts to end terrorism in Borno. We now know Zulum goofing about Baga … Read moreThis wimp wants to be a hero, but has to first become a widowmaker, and he’s just crossed 30 points

Godzilla Obaseki made a hole in Edo’s treasury to win election, confirmed Wike who’s been spending Rivers money to win election

The PDP governors don’t really feel like they are a bunch of disappointment Nigerians think they are. The sonofabitches now tell voters—not that the voters never knew—that their governors spend states’ FAAC, IGR, taxes, 13 percent derivative fund, Eco Funds, AfDB loans, the World Bank’s and other grants, and even Covid-19 doleouts to buy not … Read moreGodzilla Obaseki made a hole in Edo’s treasury to win election, confirmed Wike who’s been spending Rivers money to win election

“I am gutted. Blah… blah,” that’s how the 120-pound Godzilla Obaseki sings the loser riff when the show just begins

    Edo voters have a problem to contend with while their election lasts: their governor is baying—or let’s say mooing—because he didn’t find INEC card reader configured the way he wanted—that the inbuilt AI couldn’t recognize and welcome the black hulk standing behind his wife among other voters waiting to vote at ward 4, … Read more“I am gutted. Blah… blah,” that’s how the 120-pound Godzilla Obaseki sings the loser riff when the show just begins

FFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

Weeks ago when he went bonkers with a Daily Trust journo at a press conference he organised for himself though he was guesting in with Gov Ben Ayade in Calabar, Christian Femi Jesu Kayode, previously known as Femi Fani-Kayode, made N2bn. He simply sued the Daily Trust for publishing the kind of take-down FFK himself … Read moreFFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Oyo Gov Seyi Makinde is about 52 years old. But that doesn’t matter. He’s a big baby, by many standards: as a baby governor; an upstart in politics; and a Johnny-on-the spot in his party PDP. So when you see the one-year-old governor running around Nigeria on PDP’s national assignment while other governors and chairman … Read more2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Mimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

When you are a PDP ex-governor, and you go by a tropical woodsy name, and you spent eight years sitting on your bums as LP governor of Ondo, and in the dying minutes of your second term you hopped into a dying party called PDP where you then started a losing streak, first as a … Read moreMimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

This paper tiger says he’s crossing over to help this white bear win Ondo in October. How?

Jimoh Ibrahim is a man of many parts. In case you only know him as a barrel-chested barrister, or as the new man-Friday of Gov Rotimi Akeredolu, you’re mistaken.  He’s more. The PDP he just ditched for the APC has reeled out more of his monikers: a ne’er do well; a rolling stone; a disgrace; … Read moreThis paper tiger says he’s crossing over to help this white bear win Ondo in October. How?