News making fun of Nigerian politicians and their fuck-ups
PDP’s ageing chieftain Bode George is worried sick the way Nigerians are looking at former Lagos Gov Bola Tinubu angling for the 2023 presidency. The former boys scout has expressed fear of losing his Nigerian citizenship if the APC national leader eventually contests the 2023 presidency. And if he wins, the Boy Beorge might be … Read moreTinubu 2023: Fear grips Bode Thomas; may lose citizenship in 2023
Rivers Gov. Nyesom Wike is leaving no stone unturned in his effort to position the south-south state for the 2023 presidential election. Impeccable sources revealed the PDP governor has signed an MOU with a popular Twitter juggernaut that boasts of intercontinental track records in swaying opinions. “I want Nigerians to know anybody who becomes president … Read more2023: Wike signs MOU with popular Twitter influencer to sell Rivers as battleground state to APC, INEC, others
“It’s anti-party if GEJ or whatchamacallit gets the ticket for the 2023 presidency” Rivers Gov Nyesom Wike has warned all Nigerians to get ready for his wrath: I will quit the Rivers governor house in 2023 if Goodluck Jonathan contests and wins the presidential election. “I am an Ijaw politician, the most PDP of … Read moreWike threatens to resign in April 2023 if Nigerians elect Jonathan as president again
As parties prepare for the 2023 general elections, the main opposition PDP is doubling down on spiritual efforts to ensure it comes back to power after eight years on the fringe. So its chairman of reconciliation committee and former Senate President Bukola Saraki took some members to a necromancer living up a mountain in Minna, … Read more2023: Saraki leads PDP committee to consult evil spirit on far-away hill 50,000 feet high; APC says it’s height of desperation
Riffing on the old political cliché “No permanent friend or enemy but permanent interests”, PDP chieftain Sule Lamido has told Nigerians, for free, what President Muhammadu Buhari has up his sleeves as 2023 presidential election approaches. The former Jigawa governor said the election consultancy APC leader Bola Tinubu undertook for Buhari has expired, and the … Read moreLAMIDO: Buhari unfriends Tinubu, unfollows Fashola, blocks Osinbajo, as third-term agenda thickens
Members of the opposition at the federal and state levels keep diving into the APC ahead of the 2022 and 2023 elections, in faithfulness to their vow never to leave their party in critical times. But PDP’s blowhard and Ekiti ex-Gov Ayo Fayose is feeling it specially. One of his closest associates, Tope Aluko, just … Read moreDEFECTION: Fayose stands his ground, vows he’ll never cross to APC like others do with razzmatazz
Hearing the news of a Dubai-thrashing market on fire, and taking his friend from across the pond on tour of its ruins in Sokoto, distressed Gov Aminu Tambuwal quickly proceeded on two-hour leave Thursday. But because the PDP has vowed there will be no vacuum in government of the states it controls, Gov. Nyesome … Read moreTambuwal on leave, Wike takes charge, drops N500m, vows to make Sokoto better than any oil producing state
Borno Gov Z Babagana has put his snout into the broth of the 2023 presidency, and his advice to the Igbo and the Niger Delta is worth $ 21 billion. According to him, all the fossilizing oldies—especially those whining the north won’t hand some Igbo businessman the presidency in 2024—are either daft or dimwitted because … Read more2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift
As the presidential election preparation for 2023 picks up speed, strategies to wrest power from the holdovers in Abuja are unfolding, and one promises to take the biscuit. Rivers (PDP) Gov. Nyesom Wike and Imo Sen. Rochas Okorocha are strange bedfellows politically, but they are cooking something together. And, insiders said, that thing is out … Read more2023: Wike, Okorocha plan APC-PDP joint ticket
Citadel Global Community Church’s Senior Pastor Tunde Bakare has told all the sickos attacking him because of his take in his last viral video to go to Jerusalem. The bully pulpit preacher has been in the teeth of critics because of his go-man-go for APC national leader Bola Tinubu who is allegedly prepping up for … Read moreBakare reveals what he earns campaigning for Tinubu is out of this world
Sen. President Ahmed Lawan has been rumored to be eyeing President Muhammadu Buhari’s seat come 2023. The APC presidential pendulum is expected, by some calculation, to swing northeast, too. So he was as free as any ambitious politician when he urged Nigerians to throw all the senators out of the chamber by 2023—because of … Read more2023: Toss us out like faeces if you don’t like our faces despite millions Nigeria spends on us, Lawan advises voters