FFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

Weeks ago when he went bonkers with a Daily Trust journo at a press conference he organised for himself though he was guesting in with Gov Ben Ayade in Calabar, Christian Femi Jesu Kayode, previously known as Femi Fani-Kayode, made N2bn. He simply sued the Daily Trust for publishing the kind of take-down FFK himself … Read moreFFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Oyo Gov Seyi Makinde is about 52 years old. But that doesn’t matter. He’s a big baby, by many standards: as a baby governor; an upstart in politics; and a Johnny-on-the spot in his party PDP. So when you see the one-year-old governor running around Nigeria on PDP’s national assignment while other governors and chairman … Read more2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Mimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

When you are a PDP ex-governor, and you go by a tropical woodsy name, and you spent eight years sitting on your bums as LP governor of Ondo, and in the dying minutes of your second term you hopped into a dying party called PDP where you then started a losing streak, first as a … Read moreMimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

Wike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP

  Rivers Governor Nyesom Wike likes to challenge his own limits. Which is good for a pol of his stature—big, bad, boastful, and brash. It doesn’t matter if 99 percent of what he says or does is all dogshit—like him promising to support—whatever that means—his dull-looking Bauchi counterpart Bala Mohammed in developing the northeastern state, … Read moreWike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP

This paper tiger says he’s crossing over to help this white bear win Ondo in October. How?

Jimoh Ibrahim is a man of many parts. In case you only know him as a barrel-chested barrister, or as the new man-Friday of Gov Rotimi Akeredolu, you’re mistaken.  He’s more. The PDP he just ditched for the APC has reeled out more of his monikers: a ne’er do well; a rolling stone; a disgrace; … Read moreThis paper tiger says he’s crossing over to help this white bear win Ondo in October. How?

PDP has no money to share; so FFK works his 250kg body and gatemouth to make a song and dance

When you have more than a “small mind”, this is how you look: You are well upholstered; you have an ex-beauty queen for a wife; you live all your life on Facebook, attacking President Muhammadu Buhari, warts and all (you could get loony about his wife Aisha, though); you could hate the APC, and its … Read morePDP has no money to share; so FFK works his 250kg body and gatemouth to make a song and dance