NDLEA boss suspects Lagos excellence; calls its politicians, students to undergo performance-enhancing drug test

“There’s no way ideas and innovations can be raging in the heads of Lagos politicians and students except they are all cokeheads.” 

 

For being Nigeria’s centre of excellence in most things, including popping pills, Lagos has again faced suspicion—and a call to its citizens to keep their noses clean.

The call was made by NDLEA’s boss Buba Marwa when he visited Lagos Gov. Babajide Sanwo Olu on Wednesday.

“There’s no way ideas and innovations can be raging in the heads of Lagos politicians and students except they are all cokeheads,” said the NDLEA director-general.

Marwa then urged the APC state government to lead the way—as usual—in ensuring its politicians and students undergo dope tests for meth, Tramadol, Zanax, Mary Jane, and coke.

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