IPOB Asylum: Home office suspends visa decision—until UK juju detector becomes operational

The United Kingdom may have backpedalled its earlier decision to open its Nigeria’s visa office to the Nnamdi Kanu-led IPOB and other separatist groups that need a bolt-hole after destroying planet’s biggest black nation.

“Our Home Office has decided to review the initial notice of open-door policy to Amadioha-backed secessionists smart enough to explore our misty-headed definition of prosecution,” a statement read on Saturday.

Apparently the turnaround became necessary because the UK is ill-prepared, after Brexit, to handle a surge of voodoo migrants from Nigeria.

“We now announce IPOB warriors who already packed their bags with all sorts of African souvenirs have to wait till our charm detectors become duly operational,” the Home Office said.

 

 

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