FFK apologizes after testing positive for AstraZeneca shot

PDP armchair stalwart Femi Fani Kayode has apologized to the billions of people he is mentoring for testing positive amid this covid-19 vaccination all over the world.

Fani-Kayode, a freelance evangelist who was informed by the Holy Spirit covid-19 is a new-world order creation, and its Bill-Gates sponsored vaccine is evil, suddenly tested positive for the vaccine AstraZeneca.

“If you had told me a year ago I would test positive for this thing, I would say, ‘Hell nah’,” said FFK in a tweet in Abuja.

“But against my will, and with the power of a superior argument by a more brilliant guinea pig, I yielded my arm.”

The man who said he hates anything Bill Gates but likes AstraZeneca is now the first to have returned negative among Nigerians who initially tested positive for conspiracy theories.

Others like Kogi former Sen. Dino Melaye and Gov Bello Yahaya are laughing at FFK now because he’s already sterilized.

“I pity that old stag,” Melaye sniggered on hearing the news.

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