Mimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

When you are a PDP ex-governor, and you go by a tropical woodsy name, and you spent eight years sitting on your bums as LP governor of Ondo, and in the dying minutes of your second term you hopped into a dying party called PDP where you then started a losing streak, first as a … Read moreMimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

Wike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP

  Rivers Governor Nyesom Wike likes to challenge his own limits. Which is good for a pol of his stature—big, bad, boastful, and brash. It doesn’t matter if 99 percent of what he says or does is all dogshit—like him promising to support—whatever that means—his dull-looking Bauchi counterpart Bala Mohammed in developing the northeastern state, … Read moreWike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP