Presidency lambasts Nigerian journalists for media blackout during first daughter’s break-up with wanted ex

Nigerian media has failed in its responsibility as a watchdog for under-reporting issues as serious first daughter’s disastrous marriage, the presidency has said. Following media reports about President Muhammadu Buhari’s ex-son-in-law Gima Yau Kumo, a bloody thief who looted $65m from the Federal Mortgage Bank in 2014, the presidency has made some clarification. “It’s a … Read morePresidency lambasts Nigerian journalists for media blackout during first daughter’s break-up with wanted ex

CCT blames global warming for bad spelling in Danladi-guard assault press statement, apologizes to Spelling Bees Nigeria

For his professional spelling mistakes in the press statement he issued last week on behalf of Umar Danladi,  the honorary justice of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, a Ministry of Info writer has an explanation. Ibraheem Al-Hassan indicated climate change was responsible for the howlers in the statement. Danladi, an appointee of President Muhammadu Buhari, … Read moreCCT blames global warming for bad spelling in Danladi-guard assault press statement, apologizes to Spelling Bees Nigeria

Since ex-wife Chikwendu knows the way to his heart, FFK says his life in danger of love potion

As Chikwendu Fani-Kayode told a court in Abuja on Friday all the agonies of love she enjoyed while she warmed the pillow for Nigeria’s foremost freelance evangelist and politician, the respondent, the he-man himself, has corroborated her story. In a statement on Saturday, Femi Fani-Kayode described their good old days of coupling as memorable: horsing … Read moreSince ex-wife Chikwendu knows the way to his heart, FFK says his life in danger of love potion

Governor assures law-abiding bandits of constitutional protection, benefits as long as they pay tax, obey traffic laws, others

Zamfara’s Gov. Bello Matawalle has warned Nigerians to react with caution when they hear bandits rocking the news. According to him, law-abiding bandits, mostly operating in the forest of Zamfara, don’t deserve such negative publicity and reaction. “Nigerians should understand not all bandits are criminals, and I have assured the law-abiding ones among the bandits … Read moreGovernor assures law-abiding bandits of constitutional protection, benefits as long as they pay tax, obey traffic laws, others

REJOINDER: Bala okays herdsman carrying AK-47 to defend Constitution, self against amotekun, other predators

After the uproar that greeted the gum-beating by PDP’s Bauchi Gov. Mohammed Bala on AK-47 guns in the arms of Fulani herders, his media handlers decided to listen to the gum beating again and again. They then teased out what their boss said which the Nigerian media didn’t hear: Bala supported herdsmen carrying AK-47, quite … Read moreREJOINDER: Bala okays herdsman carrying AK-47 to defend Constitution, self against amotekun, other predators

BREAKING: DSS nabs Marclar, Cathar, 90 other aliens brought in unmarked aircraft to protest in Lagos

Few hours to its kick-off, the Occupy Lekki Toll Gate protest might be up to a rocky start, and its objectives will be hanging in the balance. Info Minister Lai Mohammed hinted Thursday the federal government won’t watch the ENDSARS activists disrupt Lagos again, having informed all security agencies, including Amotekun, to be on the … Read moreBREAKING: DSS nabs Marclar, Cathar, 90 other aliens brought in unmarked aircraft to protest in Lagos

Presidency raises the alarm over Nigerian newspapers going to press, carrying on like media

President Muhammadu Buhari’s media aide has alerted the global community on how Nigeria’s free press operates—like those in the US and the UK. “Look at them—the 11 of them still publishing! Their journalists are filing their stories, and production managers going to print shop,” said Femi Adesina, presidential senior media aide (II). “No….This is unfair … Read morePresidency raises the alarm over Nigerian newspapers going to press, carrying on like media

Ortom chairs 99th anniversary of wife beating in man’s six yr-old marriage; insists domestic violence law applies only after hubby kills her

Benue Gov. Samuel Ortom has vowed never to allow any violent husband live alone because it’s not good for a wife beater to just be shadow-boxing alone. The gov, who also freelances as an RCCG pastor, made this clear while urging a he-goat that has been cuffing his wife and mother of four for six … Read moreOrtom chairs 99th anniversary of wife beating in man’s six yr-old marriage; insists domestic violence law applies only after hubby kills her

FG petitions CNN headquarters, wants network held responsible for doing journalism in Nigeria

CNN spent 30 days and 30 nights analyzing Twitter videos and eyewitness accounts, and finally published its Lekki Toll shooting badass investigative report on a massacre—a massacre in which the cable news confirmed one death. But that didn’t go down well with the federal government of Nigeria. It refuses to accept from CNN a massacre … Read moreFG petitions CNN headquarters, wants network held responsible for doing journalism in Nigeria

How DJ Switch confronted deadly shooting with just Nigeria’s flag as bullets felled dozen protesters around her

“Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari must not insult the intelligence of the youth by describing them as unarmed,” said DJ Switch, the heroine of the Lekki bloody confrontation between #ENDSARS protesters and Nigerian soldiers reinforced by the disbanded SARS, on Friday. Although they could not get guns like their other peaceful protesters who rolled cop shops … Read moreHow DJ Switch confronted deadly shooting with just Nigeria’s flag as bullets felled dozen protesters around her

Good name better than gold but PDP ex gov thief Ohakim steals works minister’s name to bag one-night stand, millions of naira, and jail term

Ikedi Ohakim, a PDP ex-governor hasn’t changed a bit from his old grabby character since 2011 when he governed Imo, and looted millions—up till 2019 when he again stole the lasr quickie from his squeeze Lady Chinyere , and nabbed Work Minister Babatunde Fashola’s name to claim a parcel of land around Ikeja, Lagos—just to … Read moreGood name better than gold but PDP ex gov thief Ohakim steals works minister’s name to bag one-night stand, millions of naira, and jail term

Young stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

  So Christian Femi Olukayode, known mostly as FFK and 60-year-old baby and serial polygamist and eternal bigamist and bully and washed-up PDP chieftain, has just earned himself a new name after revealing how a red-blooded buck from the Nigerian Navy boned, wham-bang, our nymph and Mrs Precious FFK in a hotel room in Abuja … Read moreYoung stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

MAGU: To have Salami for dinner because of many beefs about his panel, reporters switched initials in chairman and AGF’s names. Justice served!

The kangaroo presidential panel set up to probe EFCC’s suspended chairman Ibrahim Magu is ageing as fast as the panel’s chairman, 77-yer-old retired Justice Ayo Salami who seems to have problem  remembering what he says moments after he says it. And it takes little effort again to see the other members of the old people … Read moreMAGU: To have Salami for dinner because of many beefs about his panel, reporters switched initials in chairman and AGF’s names. Justice served!

FFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

Weeks ago when he went bonkers with a Daily Trust journo at a press conference he organised for himself though he was guesting in with Gov Ben Ayade in Calabar, Christian Femi Jesu Kayode, previously known as Femi Fani-Kayode, made N2bn. He simply sued the Daily Trust for publishing the kind of take-down FFK himself … Read moreFFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen