Breaking: Kogi White Lion tests positive; variant traced to White House; gov rejects vaccines

Kogi Gov Yahaya Bello has warned citizens of the state to show a clean pair of heels when the federal government starts vaccinating Nigerians against the covid-19 pandemic that has killed over 1,500 citizens so far.

Bello’s warning came after it was certain he too was fatally infected with antivaxxititis—the American variant of the coronavirus that broke out of the US White House in March, and nearly destroyed the world’s oldest democracy Jan 6.

“I refuse to accept that test result because they didn’t for once test me—me that likes  doing things like voter registration, guber contest, most things, twice,” Bello said in a public outing Tuesday.

He has now become the second politician to test positive for such alternative pandemic in Kogi, following his former party mate and re-election loser Dino Melaye who tested positive earlier to antivaxxititis.

He too rejected the vaccine like Bello.

“I won’t take that witch’s brew thy call Pfizer vaccine, either. They want to kill you people, and it’s funny the PTF is taken,” the governor said.

Bello accepts he’s just a bean counter, but he insists he has a qualification in creative accounting which gives him the needed expertise to know vaccines are arsenic the West concoct to kill Nigerian governors who are more progressive—just like they killed those adorable kids in Kano with polio jabs.

“Well, when the FG brings the covid-19 vaccines, don’t say I didn’t tell you, and don’t say I told you,” the governor, aka, White Lion said bellowingly.

According to the APC governor, the covid vaccination campaign is bound to kill all of the Nigeria Governors Forum members—except Bello—who have signed on for the shots when it is time.

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