Amidst insecurity senators motion NASS be moved to Dubai for uninterrupted lawmaking

As the spate of insecurity assumes a new dimension in Nigeria, members of the National Assembly with good understanding of real estate and safety have recommended the complex be moved from Abuja to a safer place. “A country whose government cannot guarantee security should shut down its National Assembly complex, and move to a safer … Read moreAmidst insecurity senators motion NASS be moved to Dubai for uninterrupted lawmaking

Rep blames Nigerians for watching live on TV when Senate asked Pantami to take a bow in 2019

Rep Yusuf Gbagdi has berated Nigerians and other APC critics for digging up forgotten issues of Isa Pantami’s romance with Al-Qaeda as though the minister knew what he was doing when he did it 100 trillion years ago. The federal lawmaker from Plateau said he was on the military committee that vetted the minister, and … Read moreRep blames Nigerians for watching live on TV when Senate asked Pantami to take a bow in 2019

IPOB Asylum: Home office suspends visa decision—until UK juju detector becomes operational

The United Kingdom may have backpedalled its earlier decision to open its Nigeria’s visa office to the Nnamdi Kanu-led IPOB and other separatist groups that need a bolt-hole after destroying planet’s biggest black nation. “Our Home Office has decided to review the initial notice of open-door policy to Amadioha-backed secessionists smart enough to explore our … Read moreIPOB Asylum: Home office suspends visa decision—until UK juju detector becomes operational

100 APC aspirants write JAMB to contest primary

It’s not for fun the APC is the ruling party in Nigeria—and in Kaduna. That’s why the state chapter is leading others with a new technique of qualifying its LGA election aspirants—writing an exam the Joint Aspirants Metrics Board conducts. No fewer than 100 meatheads jostling for the party’s primary tickets sat for the exam … Read more100 APC aspirants write JAMB to contest primary

Omokri lobbies Alpha Reach Media boss Omojuwa as fight with former director gets grimmer

For a favor or two, Nigeria’s jet-set anti-Buhari protester and social media influenza superspreader Reno Omokri has butted into the fight between Alpha Reach Media’s boss and his ex-director. Out of Christian love, J.J Omojuwa had appointed Obi Ezekwesili, an internationally transparent Nigerian, as director of his construction firm that bagged a PR CON merit … Read moreOmokri lobbies Alpha Reach Media boss Omojuwa as fight with former director gets grimmer

2023: Wike signs MOU with popular Twitter influencer to sell Rivers as battleground state to APC, INEC, others

Rivers Gov. Nyesom Wike is leaving no stone unturned in his effort to position the south-south state for the 2023 presidential election. Impeccable sources revealed the PDP governor has signed an MOU with a popular Twitter juggernaut that boasts of intercontinental track records in swaying opinions. “I want Nigerians to know anybody who becomes president … Read more2023: Wike signs MOU with popular Twitter influencer to sell Rivers as battleground state to APC, INEC, others

Finance minister sad as Obaseki got freshly minted N60bn and refuses to shut up

Following Edo Gov. Godwin Obaseki’s prattle about the freshly minted N60bn he was certain the federal government gave him, Finance Minister Zainab Ahmed has expressed her utter disappointment. “For me, it’s sad Obaseki could pipe out all that bull. How could he shit where he eats?” Ahmed said after a FEC meeting Wednesday. Obaseki on … Read moreFinance minister sad as Obaseki got freshly minted N60bn and refuses to shut up

PDP CONGRESS: Fayose exposes fraud, wonders why they declared Makinde’s candidate with more votes winner

Ekiti’s former Gov Ayo Fayose has backtracked after publicly declaring Gov. S. Makinde the PDP leader in the southwest following the Oyo governor’s candidate’s victory at the recent zonal vice chairmanship election held in Osogbo. Fayose insists there was no way Taofeek Arapaja who had more supporters and votes could have defeated his own candidate … Read morePDP CONGRESS: Fayose exposes fraud, wonders why they declared Makinde’s candidate with more votes winner

Devout malam says heaven-conscious governor’s sons will see God if they get kidnapped for no ransom

  A devout Muslim has espoused a religious teaching about how sons of politicians, especially governors, can make heaven: get snatched by bandits. The Malam, an APC governor in northwestern Nigeria, said this Friday to let his devout citizens know making heaven in state houses is too difficult owing to tight security. “Mark my words: … Read moreDevout malam says heaven-conscious governor’s sons will see God if they get kidnapped for no ransom

TINUBU: Since office of First Lady moved to UAE, Nigerians can’t reasonably assault Aisha again

In a glowing tribute to Aisha Buhari for her achievements as Nigeria’s first lady, Bola Tinubu has pointed out how attacks on her office has eternally ended. Nigerians have always said there is no constitutional reason for creating and funding the office of the wife of Nigeria’s president. The barbs mostly aggravate to attack so … Read moreTINUBU: Since office of First Lady moved to UAE, Nigerians can’t reasonably assault Aisha again

CCT blames global warming for bad spelling in Danladi-guard assault press statement, apologizes to Spelling Bees Nigeria

For his professional spelling mistakes in the press statement he issued last week on behalf of Umar Danladi,  the honorary justice of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, a Ministry of Info writer has an explanation. Ibraheem Al-Hassan indicated climate change was responsible for the howlers in the statement. Danladi, an appointee of President Muhammadu Buhari, … Read moreCCT blames global warming for bad spelling in Danladi-guard assault press statement, apologizes to Spelling Bees Nigeria

FFK apologizes after testing positive for AstraZeneca shot

PDP armchair stalwart Femi Fani Kayode has apologized to the billions of people he is mentoring for testing positive amid this covid-19 vaccination all over the world. Fani-Kayode, a freelance evangelist who was informed by the Holy Spirit covid-19 is a new-world order creation, and its Bill-Gates sponsored vaccine is evil, suddenly tested positive for … Read moreFFK apologizes after testing positive for AstraZeneca shot