AG: Nigerian elite violate same-sex law for harassing President Buhari

For six years, President Muhammadu Buhari said he has endured all kinds of men of caliber hitting on him for practically no reason other than the fact that he’s just a man. He’s hurting now. Especially as the supposed elite Nigerians criticizing him blink over all the snazzy things he and his APC administration claim … Read moreAG: Nigerian elite violate same-sex law for harassing President Buhari

Gun-slinging federal lawmaker using Allah’s powers robs unsuspecting robbers of valuables at kill zone

  Things went pear-shaped between a federal lawmaker and a bunch of armed robbers in Sokoto Jan 29. But the standoff was finally resolved in favor of the side that fired in the name of Allah—the one-man battalion Hon. Abdullahi Salame. On his knee doing the first Dua prayer, the Sokoto lawmaker said he took … Read moreGun-slinging federal lawmaker using Allah’s powers robs unsuspecting robbers of valuables at kill zone

LAMIDO: Buhari unfriends Tinubu, unfollows Fashola, blocks Osinbajo, as third-term agenda thickens

Riffing on the old political cliché “No permanent friend or enemy but permanent interests”,  PDP chieftain Sule Lamido has told Nigerians, for free, what President Muhammadu Buhari has up his sleeves as 2023 presidential election approaches. The former Jigawa governor said the election consultancy APC leader Bola Tinubu undertook for Buhari has expired, and the … Read moreLAMIDO: Buhari unfriends Tinubu, unfollows Fashola, blocks Osinbajo, as third-term agenda thickens

DEFECTION: Fayose stands his ground, vows he’ll never cross to APC like others do with razzmatazz

Members of the opposition at the federal and state levels keep diving into the APC ahead of the 2022 and 2023 elections, in faithfulness to their vow never to leave their party in critical times. But PDP’s blowhard and Ekiti ex-Gov Ayo Fayose is feeling it specially. One of his closest associates, Tope Aluko, just … Read moreDEFECTION: Fayose stands his ground, vows he’ll never cross to APC like others do with razzmatazz

I got you, baby! Fayemi proposes marriage to Fulani

In a symbolic effort to make peace, and unify Yoruba and Fulani amidst rising ethnic tension in the southwest, Ekiti Gov Kayode Fayemi has proposed marriage to the fair ones from the northwestern Nigeria. He popped the question in a ceremony that his southwest counterparts and some northern governors graced in Yoruba ancient town Ondo … Read moreI got you, baby! Fayemi proposes marriage to Fulani

Fear as PDP, Orubebe, Jega begin move to upturn Buhari’s 2015 win

Former INEC’s chairman Attahiru Jega may have set in motion an unprecedented presidential de-election with his recent take on President Muhammadu Buhari. The professor of political science actually hit Buhari right on the nose. “Frankly, this government has been very disappointing,” said Jega in an interview last weekend. His take surprised many, and heightened the … Read moreFear as PDP, Orubebe, Jega begin move to upturn Buhari’s 2015 win

OKUPE: My son will emerge top analist in Olympics 2050 tourney after his 2021 Open Challenge

Former presidential public affairs handler and PDP stalwart Doyin Okupe went into divination after his log-cabin gay son Bolu outed recently. The 60-something-year-old dad has now found reason  to look on the brighter side of the homo pile: Bolu will emerge a top anyhow. And Okupe is kinda happy about that. The former spin doctor … Read moreOKUPE: My son will emerge top analist in Olympics 2050 tourney after his 2021 Open Challenge

Youth minister disappointed young politicians he addresses don’t know meaning of godfather

In a high huff, Minister of Sports and Youth Development Sunday Dare on Thursday drummed one political lesson into the thick skulls of some Oyo youth listening to him during a talkshop at Iseyin . The lesson however shocked many. The kids asked him the dictionary meaning of godfather, and, right from the top of … Read moreYouth minister disappointed young politicians he addresses don’t know meaning of godfather

Tambuwal on leave, Wike takes charge, drops N500m, vows to make Sokoto better than any oil producing state

  Hearing the news of a Dubai-thrashing market on fire, and taking his friend from across the pond on tour of its ruins in Sokoto, distressed Gov Aminu Tambuwal quickly proceeded on two-hour leave Thursday. But because the PDP has vowed there will be no vacuum in government of the states it controls, Gov. Nyesome … Read moreTambuwal on leave, Wike takes charge, drops N500m, vows to make Sokoto better than any oil producing state

Breaking: Kogi White Lion tests positive; variant traced to White House; gov rejects vaccines

Kogi Gov Yahaya Bello has warned citizens of the state to show a clean pair of heels when the federal government starts vaccinating Nigerians against the covid-19 pandemic that has killed over 1,500 citizens so far. Bello’s warning came after it was certain he too was fatally infected with antivaxxititis—the American variant of the coronavirus … Read moreBreaking: Kogi White Lion tests positive; variant traced to White House; gov rejects vaccines

2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

Borno Gov Z Babagana has put his snout into the broth of the 2023 presidency, and his advice to the Igbo and the Niger Delta is worth $ 21 billion. According to him, all the fossilizing oldies—especially those whining the north won’t hand some Igbo businessman the presidency in 2024—are either daft or dimwitted because … Read more2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

FIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

Following the rabblerousing sermon Sokoto Bishop Matty Hassan Kukah gave on Christmas Day, some Islamic organizations have urged President Muhammadu Buhari to order the Federal Inland Revenue Service to start taxing the bishop. The call came after an Islamic body revealed Kukah is an entrepreneur whose merchandise—free pyrotechnic speeches—remains a grant-grosser in the international Christian … Read moreFIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

2023: Wike, Okorocha plan APC-PDP joint ticket

As the presidential election preparation for 2023 picks up speed, strategies to wrest power from the holdovers in Abuja are unfolding, and one promises to take the biscuit. Rivers (PDP) Gov.  Nyesom Wike and Imo Sen. Rochas Okorocha are strange bedfellows politically, but they are cooking something together. And, insiders said, that thing is out … Read more2023: Wike, Okorocha plan APC-PDP joint ticket

Angry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

Following the APC press statement dissing the currently unstable president of the US for acting like Nigeria’s ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, the White House has responded with a screengrab of President Donald Trump’s response. “It’s a shame the US is not different from the PDP whose last president’s right-hand man Godsday Orubebe disrupted the 2015 presidential … Read moreAngry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

Amnesty regrets own failure to defend Americans exercising rights on Capitol, drags Trump to Mar-a-Lago

The world’s fiercest homo rights defender and bad governance nemesis Amnesty International has been hamstrung for the very first time in 2000 years of its life. It regrets it could not defend the skinheads and birdheads and shitheads that protested peacefully on the US capitol dome Wednesday before some gentle hoodlums ran crazy, and protested … Read moreAmnesty regrets own failure to defend Americans exercising rights on Capitol, drags Trump to Mar-a-Lago

Weepy FFK, CAN insist Trump is King of Cyrus, will be sworn in same day as Biden

The Christian Association of Nigeria and white-supremacist brown-skin Jesufemi Fani-Kayode (aka J-FFK) are gearing up for the Nigerian version of MAGA coup America witnessed Wednesday. CAN and FFK have remained especially inconsolable since Congress certified US President-elect Joe Biden’s win in spite of the coup by Republican President Donald Trump and his delusional MAGA. Many … Read moreWeepy FFK, CAN insist Trump is King of Cyrus, will be sworn in same day as Biden

While SERAP, Amnesty, Falana refuse to act, Nigeria drags democracy to UN for coup against America

Jan 6 remains unforgettable in the annals of world’s history for one reason: It was the day Nigeria dragged democracy to the UN for upsetting Uncle Sam. Dragging every god-awful thing to the UN is a life’s calling for Lagos lawyer Femi Falana, Amnesty International, and SERAP. The three have dragged President Muhammadu Buhari, the … Read moreWhile SERAP, Amnesty, Falana refuse to act, Nigeria drags democracy to UN for coup against America

US Capitol Breach: John Campbell says America now represents itself well to Buhari

Shortly after one of Nigeria’s many presidents-at-Large and US Amb John Campbell tweeted the arrest and detention of Nigerian activist Omoyele Sowore will not represent Nigeria well to President-elect Joe Biden, the US then showed Nigeria real representation. Wednesday afternoon, the US Capitol was broken into by all the Sowores in America; Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s … Read moreUS Capitol Breach: John Campbell says America now represents itself well to Buhari

UI offers post-graduate course in classical photocopying

Nigeria’s premier university, the University of Ibadan, has just rolled out a post-graduate programme in classical photocopying in its faculty of arts. Starting the academic programme, the first of its type in Nigeria, becomes urgent as Nigeria’s education authorities observe how difficult it is to reproduce the varsity’s certificates correctly. It took the entire classic … Read moreUI offers post-graduate course in classical photocopying

Atiku moves $100m-investment out of Intels, CIA reacts

Since former ex-V.P Atiku Abubakar announced the slushing around of his multi-million-dollar securities holding in a maritime behemoth in Nigeria, there have been series of actions and reactions from many angles. One just came from the Central Intels Agency—CIA. Following the move and Atiku’s bellyache about APC’s President Muhammadu Buhari eyeing the company, Intels came … Read moreAtiku moves $100m-investment out of Intels, CIA reacts

Stains, shreds, other evidence show Endsar lawyer massacred millions inside Ikeja bar

An ambulance chaser holding brief for ENDSARS victims before the Lagos panel will soon rag out in his sleazy gown to defend himself against brutality he allegedly committed between 2016 and 2018. The barista, who has been clowning before the Justice Doris panel, is accused of shooting down his personal accounts millions of crispy naira … Read moreStains, shreds, other evidence show Endsar lawyer massacred millions inside Ikeja bar

Govt destroys brothel before Nigeria’s first sex party happens, says owner gets permit for lodging, QSR only

The Kaduna government has given more reasons while it brought down Swodom Brothel where some gangbangers planned to have the first sex party since Nigeria became a republic. According to the head of the state’s ministry of urban planning, the brothel the kids, mostly twenagers, chose to host the event was not licensed for sex, … Read moreGovt destroys brothel before Nigeria’s first sex party happens, says owner gets permit for lodging, QSR only

Okorocha’s empire over-run in Imo; former gov now shelters at ISEMA camp

Imo’s former Gov. Rochas Okorocha is a sad man, according to a press statement by the state government announcing the senator’s current status: Internally Displace Person. According to an aide to Gov Hope Uzordinma, Okorocha complained of shortness of breath and gasping, and it was discovered the enemies of the progressive senator invaded his home, … Read moreOkorocha’s empire over-run in Imo; former gov now shelters at ISEMA camp