I got you baby! Fayemi proposes marriage to Fulani

In a symbolic effort to make peace, and unify Yoruba and Fulani amidst rising ethnic tension in the southwest, Ekiti Gov Kayode Fayemi has proposed marriage to the fair ones from the northwestern Nigeria. He popped the question in a ceremony that his southwest counterparts and some northern governors graced in Yoruba ancient town Ondo … Read moreI got you baby! Fayemi proposes marriage to Fulani

Fear as PDP, Orubebe, Jega begin move to upturn Buhari’s 2015 win

Former INEC’s chairman Attahiru Jega may have set in motion an unprecedented presidential de-election with his recent take on President Muhammadu Buhari. The professor of political science actually hit Buhari right on the nose. “Frankly, this government has been very disappointing,” said Jega in an interview last weekend. His take surprised many, and heightened the … Read moreFear as PDP, Orubebe, Jega begin move to upturn Buhari’s 2015 win

OKUPE: My son will emerge top analist in Olympics 2050 tourney after his 2021 Open Challenge

Former presidential public affairs handler and PDP stalwart Doyin Okupe went into divination after his log-cabin gay son Bolu outed recently. The 60-something-year-old dad has now found reason  to look on the brighter side of the homo pile: Bolu will emerge a top anyhow. And Okupe is kinda happy about that. The former spin doctor … Read moreOKUPE: My son will emerge top analist in Olympics 2050 tourney after his 2021 Open Challenge

Youth minister disappointed young politicians he addresses don’t know meaning of godfather

In a high huff, Minister of Sports and Youth Development Sunday Dare on Thursday drummed one political lesson into the thick skulls of some Oyo youth listening to him during a talkshop at Iseyin . The lesson however shocked many. The kids asked him the dictionary meaning of godfather, and, right from the top of … Read moreYouth minister disappointed young politicians he addresses don’t know meaning of godfather

Tambuwal on leave, Wike takes charge, drops N500m, vows to make Sokoto better than any oil producing state

  Hearing the news of a Dubai-thrashing market on fire, and taking his friend from across the pond on tour of its ruins in Sokoto, distressed Gov Aminu Tambuwal quickly proceeded on two-hour leave Thursday. But because the PDP has vowed there will be no vacuum in government of the states it controls, Gov. Nyesome … Read moreTambuwal on leave, Wike takes charge, drops N500m, vows to make Sokoto better than any oil producing state

Breaking: Kogi White Lion tests positive; variant traced to White House; gov rejects vaccines

Kogi Gov Yahaya Bello has warned citizens of the state to show a clean pair of heels when the federal government starts vaccinating Nigerians against the covid-19 pandemic that has killed over 1,500 citizens so far. Bello’s warning came after it was certain he too was fatally infected with antivaxxititis—the American variant of the coronavirus … Read moreBreaking: Kogi White Lion tests positive; variant traced to White House; gov rejects vaccines

2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

Borno Gov Z Babagana has put his snout into the broth of the 2023 presidency, and his advice to the Igbo and the Niger Delta is worth $ 21 billion. According to him, all the fossilizing oldies—especially those whining the north won’t hand some Igbo businessman the presidency in 2024—are either daft or dimwitted because … Read more2023: Zulum to help Igbo, Ijaw prepare negotiator, ransom for power shift

FIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

Following the rabblerousing sermon Sokoto Bishop Matty Hassan Kukah gave on Christmas Day, some Islamic organizations have urged President Muhammadu Buhari to order the Federal Inland Revenue Service to start taxing the bishop. The call came after an Islamic body revealed Kukah is an entrepreneur whose merchandise—free pyrotechnic speeches—remains a grant-grosser in the international Christian … Read moreFIRS to tax Kukah for his free lectures that incite peaceful riot up north; CAN kicks

2023: Wike, Okorocha plan APC-PDP joint ticket

As the presidential election preparation for 2023 picks up speed, strategies to wrest power from the holdovers in Abuja are unfolding, and one promises to take the biscuit. Rivers (PDP) Gov.  Nyesom Wike and Imo Sen. Rochas Okorocha are strange bedfellows politically, but they are cooking something together. And, insiders said, that thing is out … Read more2023: Wike, Okorocha plan APC-PDP joint ticket

Angry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015

Following the APC press statement dissing the currently unstable president of the US for acting like Nigeria’s ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, the White House has responded with a screengrab of President Donald Trump’s response. “It’s a shame the US is not different from the PDP whose last president’s right-hand man Godsday Orubebe disrupted the 2015 presidential … Read moreAngry Trump threatens APC for saying he’s acting like Jonathan, Orubebe in 2015