Month: December 2020

Bakare to FFK: I was ministering to your mum when you were in crib with your old man Nick

  In the raging war that broke out between a very Yoruba Pastor Tunde Bakare and his very, very Yoruba brothers days ago, secrets are already getting blown into the open. And the three are now telling on one another. “Could this volte face have been motivated by the fact that an unsavoury event which … Read moreBakare to FFK: I was ministering to your mum when you were in crib with your old man Nick

Bendel Insurance FC skipper worries, incites people to hold Oshiomhole responsible if judiciary does its job

Philip Shaibu, the extreme left attacker for the Bendel Insurance FC, is suddenly having muscle cramps as he thinks the Nigerian judiciary may be on about something: doing its job. According to the saw-toothed pro footballer struggling to manage his side job as deputy governor with interstate football matches, Adams Oshiomhole must be held responsible … Read moreBendel Insurance FC skipper worries, incites people to hold Oshiomhole responsible if judiciary does its job

Bakare reveals what he earns campaigning for Tinubu is out of this world

Citadel Global Community Church’s Senior Pastor Tunde Bakare has told all the sickos attacking him because of his take in his last viral video to go to Jerusalem. The bully pulpit preacher has been in the teeth of critics because of his go-man-go for APC national leader Bola Tinubu who is allegedly prepping up for … Read moreBakare reveals what he earns campaigning for Tinubu is out of this world

National Peace Committee member Kukah refuses to leave the job he hates to do for PMB

President Muhammadu Buhari staffs his administration, from his CoS to shoe shiner, with northern Muslims, and it’s a pity Nigerian Christians are too bone-lazy to rise up against the old general in a coup or some kind of insurrection. Catholic Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah made this holy-ghost-filled homily to mark the birth of the Prince … Read moreNational Peace Committee member Kukah refuses to leave the job he hates to do for PMB

Lagos senator on ex-President : DNA test shows no Yoruba male bears such tribal marks except descendants of lost tribe of Israel

At 80, on Dec 24, a former president, from the southwest, known for letter writing on anything under his watch, got a gift: a revelation that he’s from an Obi royal lineage in Anambra.  And the giver: Yoruba Senator Anthony Adefuye from Lagos. “To say that man has tribal marks, and so he’s Yoruba is … Read moreLagos senator on ex-President : DNA test shows no Yoruba male bears such tribal marks except descendants of lost tribe of Israel

PMB rebuffs visits by Adeboye, others for watching Covid scares off herdsmen bringing gifts for Mary and the Infant

President Muhammadu Buhari has warned Christian leaders celebrating Christmas to forget visiting Aso Rock as usual tomorrow. Not that Buhari  went apeshit while making the announcement. He was no doubt upset. While he merely pointed at social distancing and covid-19 safety protocols as his reason, Buhari, the navel-gazers inside Aso Rock said, feels really gutted. … Read morePMB rebuffs visits by Adeboye, others for watching Covid scares off herdsmen bringing gifts for Mary and the Infant

Lai Mohammed regrets 78-yr-old Buhari is using talisman

Info Minister Lai Mohammed has baldly declared he regrets working and sweating it out in President Muhammadu Buhari’s cabinet—because it’s somewhat ironical. “How is it possible when crude has gone begging, covid-19 is ravaging men and resources, and bandits and Boko Haram are snatching kids all over the north—how can a president deliver the goods?” … Read moreLai Mohammed regrets 78-yr-old Buhari is using talisman

#ENDSARS forces Lagos lawyer Falana back to politics, joins party reputed for failed promises

After his first failed headlong dive into party politics in 2007, Lagos rights lawyer Femi Falana gave partisan politics a wide berth—until October 20. Proof: Falana’s recent actions resemble those of Nigeria’s foremost politician—President Muhammadu Buhari of the ruling Action Group aka APC—reputed for flunking promises, and explaining why he has to. An APC insider … Read more#ENDSARS forces Lagos lawyer Falana back to politics, joins party reputed for failed promises

2023: Aso Rock cabal considers Fayemi much better produce southwest ever had since Cocoa House

The race for the 2023 presidency is picking up momentum, and the ruling APC is throwing up the best Nigeria may never have since Independence. Wheelers and dealers within Aso Rock, a source reveals, is now zeroing in on a shy candidate from a southwestern state known only for its legendary cocoa production. “It’s amazing … Read more2023: Aso Rock cabal considers Fayemi much better produce southwest ever had since Cocoa House

Breaking: Melaye tests positive, rejects vaccine

As the second wave of covid-19 hits Nigeria, and the NCDC inks down more than 1000 cases daily, there is a fresh wave of an alternative pandemic spreading equally fast. And the high and mighty in Africa’s most-populous nation are catching the bug. While some are hiding their infection, the Instagram-happy others can’t just help … Read moreBreaking: Melaye tests positive, rejects vaccine

Gbaja praises president at official age 78, says he’s unlearned responsible leadership to imbibe stunning qualities of Buhari’s absentee presidency

President Muhammadu Buhari will be 78 Dec 17, according to what he stated in his INEC screening form he submitted in  2014.  And, for the president’s birthday, Speaker Femi Gbaja has delivered a spitting congratulatory message all the APC stars in this government can crib. According to a statement by the No. 4 citizen, he … Read moreGbaja praises president at official age 78, says he’s unlearned responsible leadership to imbibe stunning qualities of Buhari’s absentee presidency

Ortom chairs 99th anniversary of wife beating in man’s six yr-old marriage; insists domestic violence law applies only after hubby kills her

Benue Gov. Samuel Ortom has vowed never to allow any violent husband live alone because it’s not good for a wife beater to just be shadow-boxing alone. The gov, who also freelances as an RCCG pastor, made this clear while urging a he-goat that has been cuffing his wife and mother of four for six … Read moreOrtom chairs 99th anniversary of wife beating in man’s six yr-old marriage; insists domestic violence law applies only after hubby kills her

Kankara: Buhari fires back  at critics, says he’s convinced kidnappers to swap schoolboys for cows

It’s a trying time really for Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari who is faced with a dilemma following his first visit to Daura this year. Hundreds of schoolboys were herded out of their school premises at Kankara, close to the president’s cattle ranch at Daura, Katsina, Friday night. But Buhari, his media aide said, had already … Read moreKankara: Buhari fires back  at critics, says he’s convinced kidnappers to swap schoolboys for cows

Atiku shames FG, imports exotic product iOpener from Ghana despite border closure

Nigeria’s second President Atiku Abubakar has advised citizens to keep their eyes peeled for something they have never seen in their lives—which he’s dying to make them see anyhow. Atiku gave the heads-up shortly after Ghana concluded its presidential election in which five people were gunned down and scores of others injured as recorded in … Read moreAtiku shames FG, imports exotic product iOpener from Ghana despite border closure