Strange disease breaks out in PDP governors forum, Matawalle sends out SOS to CDC 

Zamfara Gov Bello Matawalle seems on tenterhooks, and chances are high he will skip out on the PDP as soon as safe for him, considering the shortness of breath, sleeplessness, high BP, and other symptoms he is experiencing. “I am having a very bad experience of late from some of my PDP governor colleagues, which … Read moreStrange disease breaks out in PDP governors forum, Matawalle sends out SOS to CDC 

2023: Kalu reveals how his corruption case appeal to Supreme Court ruined Igbo chances in APC

With pain engraved all over his pudding face, ex-Gov and Chief Senate Whip Orji Uzor Kalu announced to the Igbo nation to murder the thought they will occupy Aso Rock in 2023. As Igbo’s best candidate and principal officer in the Senate, Kalu said he is in the best position to let the southeast know … Read more2023: Kalu reveals how his corruption case appeal to Supreme Court ruined Igbo chances in APC

Holy Scandal: PDP senator who loves to collect dildos, pumps, other sex zingers caught in fresh, animated romance

Elisha Abbo may trigger some crude memory in Nigerians: a PDP senator strafing a well stacked saleslady in a well-stocked sex-tools boutique in Abuja where he went for massagers, stimulators, and other widgets to jazz up his drooping meatpole. Now that the 40-something-year old can get it up, he added something else lately to engrave … Read moreHoly Scandal: PDP senator who loves to collect dildos, pumps, other sex zingers caught in fresh, animated romance

UK Parliament extends lockdown so it can sanction Nigeria for its police brutality threatening Brexit, escalating covid-19 in London

The UK Parliament just got its mojo, and there is hope its nagging twins—covid-19 and Brexit fallout—will soon be over as it just uncovered the crux of its problems: Nigeria’s SARS. The MPs now insist the UK government must explain its role in training the Nigerian security agents notorious for brutality. Villainy Thratcher, an MP, … Read moreUK Parliament extends lockdown so it can sanction Nigeria for its police brutality threatening Brexit, escalating covid-19 in London

FG petitions CNN headquarters, wants network held responsible for doing journalism in Nigeria

CNN spent 30 days and 30 nights analyzing Twitter videos and eyewitness accounts, and finally published its Lekki Toll shooting badass investigative report on a massacre—a massacre in which the cable news confirmed one death. But that didn’t go down well with the federal government of Nigeria. It refuses to accept from CNN a massacre … Read moreFG petitions CNN headquarters, wants network held responsible for doing journalism in Nigeria

Sen Ndume says he’s ready to go to Kuje prison to prove widespread rights abuse in prison system

One sonofabitch (oh.. alleged sonofabitch) jumped bail and got his surety and Sen Ali Ndume holding the baby. The Borno senator is however unfazed as he boldly embraced Abuja High Court Justice Okon Abang’s order that he be caged in Kuje prison for the idiot Maina he stands in for. “It’s part of why Borno … Read moreSen Ndume says he’s ready to go to Kuje prison to prove widespread rights abuse in prison system

Exposed: Eyinaya, PDP senators plot to impeach Buhari for rigging up Aso Villa domestic staff with improper Igbo

President Muhammadu Buhari may not survive the first impeachment plot against him by Dec. Sen. Minority Leader Eyinaya Abaribe has perfected a plan to lead 42 PDP senators, minus himself, in the NASS to impeach Buhari for breaching the constitution he vowed to uphold. Eyinaya, who’s so versed in the constitution that he can read … Read moreExposed: Eyinaya, PDP senators plot to impeach Buhari for rigging up Aso Villa domestic staff with improper Igbo

2023: Toss us out like faeces if you don’t like our faces despite millions Nigeria spends on us, Lawan advises voters

  Sen. President Ahmed Lawan has been rumored to be eyeing President Muhammadu Buhari’s seat come 2023. The APC presidential pendulum is expected, by some calculation, to swing northeast, too. So he was as free as any ambitious politician when he urged Nigerians to throw  all the senators out of the chamber by 2023—because of … Read more2023: Toss us out like faeces if you don’t like our faces despite millions Nigeria spends on us, Lawan advises voters

Wike, PDP govs angry Buhari’s plan to make Umahi first Ndigbo president gets stronger with each defection

Contrary to most of the news driving the PDP and its governors, especially Rivers Gov Nyesom Wike, crazy, the dropout Ebonyi Gov. David Umahi is not contesting for Nigeria’s presidency in 2023. According to a source close to the Ebonyi government, an Onitsha businessman who succeeds in becoming a governor twice cannot abandon his shops … Read moreWike, PDP govs angry Buhari’s plan to make Umahi first Ndigbo president gets stronger with each defection

Regret: Isolated for covid-19, Niger gov misses exclusive interview with Ajimobi, Rawlings, Kyari

Niger Gov Abubakar Sani-Bello has been busy doing a lot of governance, including sitting, wearing babanriga, flying about, and meeting, and, as it were, had no time to ask life’s most important question. He, however, had an exclusive interview scheduled with former Gov Isiaka Ajimobi, former CoS Abba Kyari, and former Ghanaian President J.J. Rawlings … Read moreRegret: Isolated for covid-19, Niger gov misses exclusive interview with Ajimobi, Rawlings, Kyari

Sowore cries out—Revolution not Now

Those kids don’t know what dying for other means. That is why they’re giving SaharaReporters and presidential wannabe Omoyele Sowore the push with his #Revolution Now craze. His own revolution, as we know it, means whipping up negative sentiments and bad governance news flammable enough to fire up massive protests that will compel an elected … Read moreSowore cries out—Revolution not Now