Nigeria bar opens to warehouse looters who have no money as NBA insists on hoodlums’ right to take Chelsea, monkey-tail, whatever they choose

“We have told our local bars to be ready to ensure as many looters as possible have opportunity to exercise their rights,” said President of the Nigerian Bar Association Olumide Akpata in a recent statement. Thousands of Nigerian youth that fought back their police oppressors in a nation-rocking protest took their grievance a Scotch further … Read moreNigeria bar opens to warehouse looters who have no money as NBA insists on hoodlums’ right to take Chelsea, monkey-tail, whatever they choose

Unlike Sanwo Olu, Gov Oyetola is picking off ENDTIME looters in Osun thanks to General Buratai frigging boys

Nigeria’s Chief of Army Staff Gen. Tukur Buratai doesn’t give a farthing what Amnesty International or any of the do-gooding army of Martin Luther Kings say. Nigeria is in deep shit. And he can help. Forget the old fart at Aso Rock, please. What Nigerians, especially the scumbags raiding food pantries all over the nation, … Read moreUnlike Sanwo Olu, Gov Oyetola is picking off ENDTIME looters in Osun thanks to General Buratai frigging boys

ENDSARS: INEC refuses to register Nigeria’s biggest youth party MHAD-Ps readying own candidates to contest against Tinubu in 2023

While strength is in numbers, Nigeria’s largest political party on the horizon is not going to benefit much. Not even in the wake of the ENDSAR protest by armless youth who, notwithstanding their helplessness, used their digital fingers to trigger a Twitter-campaign gone violent in Nigeria midweek. So INEC is insisting it won’t consider the … Read moreENDSARS: INEC refuses to register Nigeria’s biggest youth party MHAD-Ps readying own candidates to contest against Tinubu in 2023

How DJ Switch confronted deadly shooting with just Nigeria’s flag as bullets felled dozen protesters around her

“Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari must not insult the intelligence of the youth by describing them as unarmed,” said DJ Switch, the heroine of the Lekki bloody confrontation between #ENDSARS protesters and Nigerian soldiers reinforced by the disbanded SARS, on Friday. Although they could not get guns like their other peaceful protesters who rolled cop shops … Read moreHow DJ Switch confronted deadly shooting with just Nigeria’s flag as bullets felled dozen protesters around her

Pastor Adeboye backs ENDSARS protest because SARS shot angels who prevented them from searching Redemption Ground last year

The rogue Special Anti-Robbery Squad of Nigeria wasn’t only shooting kids wearing dreadlocks, fingering iPhones inside their fast cars; the gun-nuts were shooting down super-human beings too. Like they did to Angels Gabriel and Michael at the gate of the RCCG Camp, guarding the church’s General Overseer E.A. Adeboye, his wife, and son, who doubles as … Read morePastor Adeboye backs ENDSARS protest because SARS shot angels who prevented them from searching Redemption Ground last year

Nyesom’s wicked spirit exorcised so he’s now first Christian gov to join ENDSARS movement to pull down police like he did 2 hotels during lockdown

Now there! Between Rivers Gov Nyesom Wike and SARS, who is wickeder? Certainly it’s Wike—because he’s a PDP governor and his name rhymes perfectly with all things wily and wicked. Most of all, he thinks Nigerians are like many of the wimps in the PDP Governors Forum where he’s a bullyboy who likes to puke … Read moreNyesom’s wicked spirit exorcised so he’s now first Christian gov to join ENDSARS movement to pull down police like he did 2 hotels during lockdown

Ondo: Deputy Gov. Agboola leads Jegede, Akeredolu in guber election by bottoming out in all 18 LGAs, awaits INEC foolscap

The Independent National Electoral Commission has declared that  Ondo Deputy Governor Ajayi Agboola won the October guber election in a manner most winners have never seen:  from behind. And this is no surprise to many Nigerians watching how the loser started his losing streak in the lead-up to the election. The deputy governor lost in the … Read moreOndo: Deputy Gov. Agboola leads Jegede, Akeredolu in guber election by bottoming out in all 18 LGAs, awaits INEC foolscap

Good name better than gold but PDP ex gov thief Ohakim steals works minister’s name to bag one-night stand, millions of naira, and jail term

Ikedi Ohakim, a PDP ex-governor hasn’t changed a bit from his old grabby character since 2011 when he governed Imo, and looted millions—up till 2019 when he again stole the lasr quickie from his squeeze Lady Chinyere , and nabbed Work Minister Babatunde Fashola’s name to claim a parcel of land around Ikeja, Lagos—just to … Read moreGood name better than gold but PDP ex gov thief Ohakim steals works minister’s name to bag one-night stand, millions of naira, and jail term

Young stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

  So Christian Femi Olukayode, known mostly as FFK and 60-year-old baby and serial polygamist and eternal bigamist and bully and washed-up PDP chieftain, has just earned himself a new name after revealing how a red-blooded buck from the Nigerian Navy boned, wham-bang, our nymph and Mrs Precious FFK in a hotel room in Abuja … Read moreYoung stud beats bloated old FFK in active husbandry, and gap-toothed stag now sinks his two front tusks in his Precious bitch

MAGU: To have Salami for dinner because of many beefs about his panel, reporters switched initials in chairman and AGF’s names. Justice served!

The kangaroo presidential panel set up to probe EFCC’s suspended chairman Ibrahim Magu is ageing as fast as the panel’s chairman, 77-yer-old retired Justice Ayo Salami who seems to have problem  remembering what he says moments after he says it. And it takes little effort again to see the other members of the old people … Read moreMAGU: To have Salami for dinner because of many beefs about his panel, reporters switched initials in chairman and AGF’s names. Justice served!