This wimp wants to be a hero, but has to first become a widowmaker, and he’s just crossed 30 points

Borno Gov Babagana Zulum is getting all the eyeballs he wants now as he runs the gauntlet around the Boko haram-infested northeast using the federal soldiers as his expendables. The retards in the Progressive Governors Forum (PGF) are praising him for his efforts to end terrorism in Borno. We now know Zulum goofing about Baga … Read moreThis wimp wants to be a hero, but has to first become a widowmaker, and he’s just crossed 30 points

Disciple of Christ Sen Abbo that committed sex-toy-boutique assault bags N50m fine despite asking Jesus and World Christian Assocciation for forgiveness

It took almost a year to get one of Nigeria’s rotten judges to tell Sen. Elisha Abbo that he not only suffers from male erection dysfunction so he’s low on libido, but that he’s also suffering from the wee-men syndrome so he’s low on self-esteem despite   spending his wardrobe allowance on suits and hi-tech sex … Read moreDisciple of Christ Sen Abbo that committed sex-toy-boutique assault bags N50m fine despite asking Jesus and World Christian Assocciation for forgiveness

Godzilla Obaseki made a hole in Edo’s treasury to win election, confirmed Wike who’s been spending Rivers money to win election

The PDP governors don’t really feel like they are a bunch of disappointment Nigerians think they are. The sonofabitches now tell voters—not that the voters never knew—that their governors spend states’ FAAC, IGR, taxes, 13 percent derivative fund, Eco Funds, AfDB loans, the World Bank’s and other grants, and even Covid-19 doleouts to buy not … Read moreGodzilla Obaseki made a hole in Edo’s treasury to win election, confirmed Wike who’s been spending Rivers money to win election

Malami asks Justice Salami kangaroo panel to f**k off, and Buhari is just yawning

When they all started out—all those sleazebags and their fuddy-duddy head probing Ibrahim Magu because AGF Abubakar Malami had a dream Magu stole money and funneled it through a churchmaster Emmanuel Omale—many Nigerians thought they were up to some anti-corruption thing that makes sense, because, at least, all of the panelists no longer wear Pampers … Read moreMalami asks Justice Salami kangaroo panel to f**k off, and Buhari is just yawning

“I am gutted. Blah… blah,” that’s how the 120-pound Godzilla Obaseki sings the loser riff when the show just begins

    Edo voters have a problem to contend with while their election lasts: their governor is baying—or let’s say mooing—because he didn’t find INEC card reader configured the way he wanted—that the inbuilt AI couldn’t recognize and welcome the black hulk standing behind his wife among other voters waiting to vote at ward 4, … Read more“I am gutted. Blah… blah,” that’s how the 120-pound Godzilla Obaseki sings the loser riff when the show just begins

FFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

Weeks ago when he went bonkers with a Daily Trust journo at a press conference he organised for himself though he was guesting in with Gov Ben Ayade in Calabar, Christian Femi Jesu Kayode, previously known as Femi Fani-Kayode, made N2bn. He simply sued the Daily Trust for publishing the kind of take-down FFK himself … Read moreFFK now a billionaire, coping badly with the calamities of being a billionaire because he may have to pay alimony to his queen

2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Oyo Gov Seyi Makinde is about 52 years old. But that doesn’t matter. He’s a big baby, by many standards: as a baby governor; an upstart in politics; and a Johnny-on-the spot in his party PDP. So when you see the one-year-old governor running around Nigeria on PDP’s national assignment while other governors and chairman … Read more2023: A Makinde running errands for his party PDP so he can run on the same ticket with Atiku has another name: S***head

Edo: We know why Shuaibu was outta his mind when he vomited all that bushwa about defeating Oshiomhole in his ward Sept 19. Lol

There are a lot of things Edo Dep. Gov. Philip Shuaibu likes to think he can do at 51: he can deliver a command performance at bed time (oh… well, thumbs-up, hunk, for getting it up!) ; he can run aimlessly round football pitches patting himself for playing club football with boys his son’s age. … Read moreEdo: We know why Shuaibu was outta his mind when he vomited all that bushwa about defeating Oshiomhole in his ward Sept 19. Lol

Mimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

When you are a PDP ex-governor, and you go by a tropical woodsy name, and you spent eight years sitting on your bums as LP governor of Ondo, and in the dying minutes of your second term you hopped into a dying party called PDP where you then started a losing streak, first as a … Read moreMimiko is dead…not that he’s croaked or got rigour mortis all over his lank body, but dead as in how Akeredolu announces the obituary

Wike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP

  Rivers Governor Nyesom Wike likes to challenge his own limits. Which is good for a pol of his stature—big, bad, boastful, and brash. It doesn’t matter if 99 percent of what he says or does is all dogshit—like him promising to support—whatever that means—his dull-looking Bauchi counterpart Bala Mohammed in developing the northeastern state, … Read moreWike falls in love, promises to support Bala—with Rivers 13 percent derivatives or something—because he’s the richest guv in PDP